Subject: FW: Tech Support




Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background! while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!


Thanks,

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) ___________________________________




REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Im 18(19 in April) and still working on Girlfriend 1.0

Ouch ^^


That was somewhat humorous. Hopefully I won't get Wife 1.0 before I go through Girlfriend 105.0

:ha:

Ouch ^^


That was somewhat humorous. Hopefully I won't get Wife 1.0 before I go through Girlfriend 105.0

:ha:
Now that would suck, what version Girlfriend are you on now

I dunno, way past version 7.0 :ha:

I failed to use the update manager and my version uninstalled itself.

I heard there's a removal tool available for Wife 1.0 out there called Divorce 0.9b, however it incurs a 50% data loss...

Unless you were smart and downloaded the patch called Prenup 1.5...

The only reason to install the Prenup patch at all is for those lucky few who have Assetts41 Overflow issues. And if any version of Girlfriend runs the Golddigger subroutine for Assetts41 Overflow then getting Wife1.0 to install with any version of Prenup is impossible

Wife 1.0 comes with spyware. So don't even think about surfing for girlfriend 7.0.

Any suggestion on how to get Girlfriend 1.0? Ive had no luck with it so far

Depends, what trouble do you have with them?

Depends, what trouble do you have with them?
If you can think of a problem a guy would have with girls, chances are I have that problem.

Girlfriend 1.0 is free. You can pick up a copy no trouble at Jenny Craig. But is better to start with the higher version, as Girlfriend 8.0 and Girlfriend 9.0 usually come in a pack together. This makes upgrading much easier.

If you can think of a problem a guy would have with girls, chances are I have that problem.

Well, one of those is unsuitable for this forum :ha:

My problem is never knowing what to say.

what the puck are ya'll talking about ?

Damn @ this being becoming some sort of support group for not getting women. :ha: :ha:


Just be yourself, as corny as that sounds. Might as well get with a women who likes you for you. There is no formula for gettin' women; anyone who tells you different is kiddin' themselves. There a bunch of tips I could give you.

Damn @ this being becoming some sort of support group for not getting women. :ha: :ha:


Just be yourself, as corny as that sounds. Might as well get with a women who likes you for you. There is no formula for gettin' women; anyone who tells you different is kiddin' themselves. There a bunch of tips I could give you.
Well myself often includes quoting random movie lines in the middle of a conversation, random football statitics and spending all saturday and sunday in front of a TV watchin football. When it comes time for me to coach football again, you can bet I will be working on my playbook.
I guess football might be in the way of getting a girl
But....football is more important:winker:

women like humor
the ones that are impressed by cars / clothes / possessions are the ones you want to stay away from

but anyway ,......

is this a REAL program or something ?

women like humor
the ones that are impressed by cars / clothes / possessions are the ones you want to stay away from
I think I figured that out, I have a good sense of humor, even better when I have someone that I can feed off of

Then use that humor...

The biggest problem with Wife 1.0 are periodic performance issues. The OS tends to be tempermental and it casts unexpected, useless, warning windows that you have to constantly click "ok" on. These tend to run in spells. Usually a week or more. It occurs in Girlfriend 7.0, but to a lessor extent. The other 75% percent of the time Wife 1.0 OS runs support applications just fine. I especially enjoy the plug ins. You get that with Girlfriend 7.0, but over time the switch to wife 1.0 is worth it. It just takes some getting used to. You can also write in alot of protocals in Wife 1.0 in the program files that you can not access from a Girlfriend 7.0 directory. This gives the Wife 1.0 operator the ability to micro-manage. Be careful when altering program files, this can cause the processor to run unrequested sequences without initiation and can lead to processor damage.

This is some funny stuff:ha:

Years ago, I jumped in and got wife 1.0 without really researching all the maintance involved. I was lucky enough to rid myself of that system without losing too much investment. I had protected myself from getting any pop ups (like infant 1.0).

A few years after that, I found wife 2.0 and really tried out the demo before making the purchase. I have been operating with wife 2.0 for nearly 18 years now. There is always the occasional glitch, but by keeping a communication log, I have always been able to fix the system. A comprimise patch fixes a lot of problems.

I used to have communication crashes for about a week every month with Wife 1.0, GF 3.0, and Fiance 2.0. I had all three programs uninstalled, but in retrospect wonder if I should have attempted maintainance with the RagAware patch.

Like I said, I be uninstalling and reinstalling them Girlfriend programs on the monthly lately. :ha:

I hear another problem with Wife 1.0 is that it comes bundled with MotherInLaw 1.0 as well...

I used to have communication crashes for about a week every month with Wife 1.0, GF 3.0, and Fiance 2.0. I had all three programs uninstalled, but in retrospect wonder if I should have attempted maintainance with the RagAware patch.
RagAware is a good utility but all you really need to do is be on the look out for the protocol malfunction series error (PMS-e). The first time you see that, remember that the OS is just being a little tempermental and all you need do is just click ok on those useless warning windows. Don't bother to check the box "don't show this message again"... for some reason it doesn't seem to work when a PMS-e error is involved.

The biggest problem with Wife 1.0 are periodic performance issues. I especially enjoy the plug ins.

KINKY !!!!!

:brow:

I think I figured that out, I have a good sense of humor, even better when I have someone that I can feed off of

do you quote the simpsons??

the ones that are impressed by cars / clothes / possessions are the ones you want to stay away from

clothes? the other two I understand, but never met a girl who didnt like clothes. My girl loves shoes (one thing i will never understand is the obsession with shoes).

do you quote the simpsons??


Did I quote the Simpsons...That's odd because I have never in my life watched an episode of the Simpsons

Did I quote the Simpsons...That's odd because I have never in my life watched an episode of the Simpsons
damn I feel sorry for you. :bonk:

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I feel sorry for you. :bonk:

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Well, I dont watch much TV outside of football and an occasional sporting event besides football.

My girl loves shoes (one thing i will never understand is the obsession with shoes).
Generally speaking, women choose their clothes for men but the shoes are to impress other women. Men and their toys and women and their shoes ;)

Generally speaking, women choose their clothes for men but the shoes are to impress other women. Men and their toys and women and their shoes ;)

The differance between men and boys is the price of their toys and the difference between women and girls is the number of shoes

Generally speaking, women choose their clothes for men

my girlfriend would look good in a potato sack.

Well of course your girlfriend would look great in a burlap bag. Even so, women usually choose their clothes with the male species in mind, not just their boyfriends, and I can't think of too many men who would have it any other way ;)

well i would be a bit shocked if she turned up at my door wearing a burlap bag.

Well of course your girlfriend would look great in a burlap bag. Even so, women usually choose their clothes with the male species in mind, not just their boyfriends, and I can't think of too many men who would have it any other way ;)


amen brother....

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