Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
.... with Beer

I don't know. I would like it very much if my man showed up naked with beer. :))

Well, after reading through Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0...I thought Maximus could use some dateing tips.

Well, after reading through Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0...I thought Maximus could use some dateing tips.
Thanks for the tips, Ive been trying to call HITCH for the past week and he hasnt returned my calls.

I don't know. I would like it very much if my man showed up naked with beer. :))

I'd like it very much if my man showed up naked with a giftcard to Cool Springs Mall. I'm not a beer drinker:sad2:

Thanks for the tips, Ive been trying to call HITCH for the past week and he hasnt returned my calls.

Hitch? You don't need no stinkin' Hitch when you've got little 'ol Elfie here with a wealth of dating tips and unfailing hookup lines:brow:

Hitch? You don't need no stinkin' Hitch when you've got little 'ol Elfie here with a wealth of dating tips and unfailing hookup lines:brow:
I think Ill stick with HITCH.:winker:

Is hitch like ghetto elf for wham bam thank you ma'am or something?http://www.coltfreaks.com/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif

Hitch is a movie character played by Will Smith. Movie is of the same name....look it up.

Hitch is a great movie, funny, you at least gotta see the scene where the fat white guy(Albert Brenahmen) dances.

Okay. I've seen the movie. I guess I just don't get it's usage here.
If you are a netflix addict, this just in, girls like movies too...:wink2:

I just thought it was an acronmym or something.
Like adidas.

Bipolar just doesn't understand sometimes.

BP,

you left out ...... Make her laugh

that goes a LONG way

you can cut half of that stuff out if you can make her laugh

I can make girls laugh....Im a complete goof

Adidas is an acryonym.
The useage of HITCH here refers to me wanting to call the fictional HITCH for advice(like in the movie where the guys call HITCH for advice)

Be charming, be polite but loose, and act like your listening and interested(better yet, actually do listen :ha:), and yeah, be funny but don't make an *** of yourself.

That's basically it (this coming from a guy who's been with a lot of girls, and hasn't even hit 20 yet; take it how you want it :ha:).

man, u not 20 yet ?

damn i'm feeling old

:ha:

man, when I was 20, I was on Wife 1.0
living in a little town called Ashland City, about 10 miles W of Nashville
was just graduating college and life - REAL life was just sinking in

Married at 20? Cous, I feel sorry for ya. :ha:

Married at 20? Cous, I feel sorry for ya. :ha:

don't be, I was divorced by 21 :brow:
bwuhaahhaaa huuhhaaa

marriage ain't so bad
you ain't gotta pay to play anymore ... no what I mean :winker:

Yeah, but potentially, you're tied down for a while.


You were one of the fish who escaped...:ha:

don't be, I was divorced by 21 :brow:
bwuhaahhaaa huuhhaaa

marriage ain't so bad
you ain't gotta pay to play anymore ... no what I mean :winker:
You guys are funny.:lol:

don't be, I was divorced by 21 :brow:
bwuhaahhaaa huuhhaaa

marriage ain't so bad
you ain't gotta pay to play anymore ... no what I mean :winker:

Dude, you're always paying whether you know it or not:irked:

Dude, you're always paying whether you know it or not:irked:


Basically....

I met Mrs. Bipolar when she was 17...a rising senior in high school. I was 19 going on 20. I am now 28. We met in the summer of 1998. She is the high school class 0f '99. I am the class of '96. After a year of dating I proposed marriage in June 1999. We were engaged until we eloped in Gatliburgh in October 2000. In January 2001 we were married. It was innaguration day. (Jan 20) Our son was born in the summer of 2003. July 9th. That makes him 2 and a half now. I haven't had any money since we were married but when you have got a love like we do money doesn't really seem to matter. I'm not paying for anything...just reaping what I have sewn.

Dude, you're always paying whether you know it or not:irked:

that might happen in your little world but not mine

the only thing I'm paying for is a mortgage, which I would have married or not. Wifey takes care of her own little world and I take care of mine.
she's not the type to get hung up on trinkets and dining. she doesn't drink and she doesn't require obsessive entertaining. she has her own bank account and i have mine. she buys the groceries and pays the utilities. I pay for the house, cable and for my little girl's daycare (all things I would do regardless of marital status)

the meaning between the lines is that you're not "Paying PER Play"
throwing money at hoochie mommas is a waste (imo), you think sometimes it'd just be cheaper to pay a "call-girl" (to put it kindly)

it really helps finding a woman that is independent
low maintenance women come in handy too

and to top it all off, she's very pretty and open to my suggestions :wink2:


I will say this , "I'ts cheaper to keep her"

And even if you get the naked woman, who will only show up with a glass of wine, you are still owned. Cause you just gave up your whole life for 10 minutes of wooo weee.

And even if you get the naked woman, who will only show up with a glass of wine, you are still owned. Cause you just gave up your whole life for 10 minutes of wooo weee.

10 minutes?!:hmm: :sad2:

I don't run a conservative offense like Fisher. It's 10 minutes for each girl. I'm a basketball playa.

I don't run a conservative offense like Fisher. It's 10 minutes for each girl. I'm a basketball playa.

Perhaps you should try Fisher's philosophy and use clock management, try to run out the clock. Dude, what's the hurry?:irked:

How many stupid guys does it take to get a girl






IT's UNCOUNTABLE.............................joking

I don't run a conservative offense like Fisher. It's 10 minutes for each girl. I'm a basketball playa.

Run the Fast Break ey? :brow:

Kami - your new nickname is Smooth.