BiPolars Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, Bipolar and his Ol'lady decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So BiPolar went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb," (fireworks are legal in Tennessee) "light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."


BiPolar said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So BiPolar went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

Darn !!! At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.


This procedure also works in Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia.

:spit:

I wonder what Mrs. Bipolar is going to say.

I wonder what Mrs. Bipolar is going to say.
She will likely say that it seems kinda dumb that everytime smitty brings some beverly hillibillies yaka-doodle heard that joke in grammar school post to me he starts a new thread. She would likely suggest that he add his Bipolar bashing bits into a singling thread. With these dolts it's bipolar this, bipolar that, i'm not worthy... (yawn) :sleepy: not be be arrogant or anything but I GOT A CHARTER!!!

that's what coltfruits call them, 'cept this isn't a tailgate club...
(I'd join a tailgate club but I ain't gonna start it)

We are gonna get a sign that says "NO DOLTS ALLOWED"

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O-TAY!

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except this chick. she's hot.