ha ha... made you look.

nice

ok. he's nice. that's a plus. i'm sure jay is a heck of a guy.

that's still nine more reasons to go as to why Jay Cutler is better than a sack of potatos...

9. A sack of taters might make a good meal, but it can't throw a football more than 8 or 9 yards. Cutler can throw accurately at least 11 yards.
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f242/BrokenRecord70/cutler2.jpg

8. Cutler can grow hair, taters only grow those root looking things.
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f242/BrokenRecord70/Cutler-Jay.jpghttp://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f242/BrokenRecord70/sprouting-potato.jpg

7. Cutler eats taters for supper.
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f242/BrokenRecord70/tatersupper.jpg

6. Jay Cutler's eyes are permanently attached to his head, unlike this guy.
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f242/BrokenRecord70/potato.jpg

5. Jay Cutler is likely not coveted by Napoleon Dynamite.
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f242/BrokenRecord70/napoliandynamite.jpg

4. Cutler never inflicted famine on the Irish.
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f242/BrokenRecord70/famine.jpg

3. As far as I know, no one has ever dared to call Cutler "Crinkle Cut."
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f242/BrokenRecord70/crinklecut.jpg

2. Cutler had absolutely nothing to do with the freedom fries fiasco. Potatoes, on the other hand were right in the middle of the fracas...
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f242/BrokenRecord70/freedom_fries.gif

1. ::Drum Roll Please:: To get Cutler in your stadium, it'll cost your team several million dollars. You can get fried taters at any stadium for $5 or less.
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f242/BrokenRecord70/MenuGameDay.gif