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SEC 330 BIPOLAR
04-17-2006, 08:12 PM
Sounds like dreaded CTS - Chesneynut Triggered Syndrome - coughing, whining, crying and unexplained CHOKING are the symptoms that help Sports Physicians (the only certifiable Specialists for this particular RARE condition). Indianapolis is known to have the World's most renowned experts in treating this condition. It seems they have more solid evidence of the fact that this condition even exists at all based on the world's most exclusive case of it. Seems some man named Peyton, just keeps experiencing full blown CTS around the same time every year and it is a sad shame because the guy is in great shape and never seems to show any warning signs of the CTS rising in his very system. He plays injury free - then in late December early January timeframe every year, it explodes greatly effecting his performances and causes him great despair ultimately bringing an entire community, city and state to it's knees... all crying and wailing in disappointment :eek: :eek:

Somebody put the donkeyish dolts in here out of their misery.... They're finished..... S.R. #1 reporting for duty BiPolar.....

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Graywolf_59
04-19-2006, 11:27 AM
T4T should B your #1 SR attacker....(Sorry) BIP--the Manning **** is getting very old...U need something new to over take T4T as the #1 SR!

SEC 330 BIPOLAR
04-19-2006, 10:50 PM
T4T should B your #1 SR attacker....(Sorry) BIP--the Manning **** is getting very old...U need something new to over take T4T as the #1 SR!
Maybe I could get this guy in FA
Bipolar,

To respond to your Jaguars concern, I just don't have much respect for them. They're not a team that should beat us, ever. Sure, they could beat us 1 out of 2 games, but they shouldn't.

I'd call their defense a step above marginal, and I'll gladly call their offense garbage.
-Byron Leftwich blows dogs for quarters,
-Fred Taylor is over the hill and gets hurt every five minutes,
-they've got a quarterback playing wide receiver,
-and their best weapon, Jimmy Smith, is 38 years old. That's 3 years older than Marvin, and he was never in Marvin's league EVER to begin with!

Furthermore, don't use the playoffs as a judge by how strong divisions are because the Chargers were flat out ROBBED of the playoff spot occupied by the Jaguars.

The Faguars fricken suck dude. You ever tried runnin' with the faguars in Madden? If so, you know what it's like to break a controller.

OH, and I had to throw in an edit for this blip:
You ever been to the message board at Jaguars.com? Their fans are a bunch of fat, doughnut-eating slobs with terrible skin that watch Knightrider on black and white TV's while pretending to drive "Kit" with garage sale-bought Fisher Price steering wheel columns, with a phat wad of biscuits 'n gravy flavored Timberwolf in their lower lip. I mean, THAT is a low life bunch of condom chewers. If I saw a herd of Faguars fans face off in a brutal session of fist to cuffs in a carnival parking lot against an equal number of Patriots fans, I would CHEER for the PATRIOTS FANS!! Sure, they'd get killed; they're weak, liberal, and two parts French, but nonetheless, I'd pull for their gay asses if they were fighting the shame of Jacksonville.
:super: that's rough.

SwingOnDeezBalz
04-21-2006, 09:29 AM
Maybe I could get this guy in FA

:super: that's rough.

Thanks for spreading the word, Bipolar. I'd be happy to go up against anyone you got in a 'Smack-off." We'd have to do it at a neutral site. How about TexansTalk.com? God knows that site isn't used for anything much these days.

SEC 330 BIPOLAR
04-21-2006, 11:57 AM
Thanks for spreading the word, Bipolar. I'd be happy to go up against anyone you got in a 'Smack-off." We'd have to do it at a neutral site. How about TexansTalk.com? God knows that site isn't used for anything much these days.
that site sucks. Is there a vbulliten site on the AFC south playing schedule?

TexanTalk has no $ for html, image tags, attachments, ect...
plus they take new threads and consolidate them into other threads as a reply to something that is not even topic related in an attempt to obscure a new comer. I was very upset by this. Please relate to edge that I would like to edit the title of the thread about Texan fans... Even though it cuts snuff where you hail from it does not reflect my true intentions. I left a post in that thread to that effect. I'd PM him but I don't want to bug him after all I have put him through.

Also, I'm all smacked out on the Colts. Gray thought my comparison of Manning to the anti-christ, especially in regards to Peyton being responsible for his older brothers condition out of jealousy was over the top, thus I was de-repped... He said he was having a bad day and then we had laughs... but still cost me 19 reputation points... It was only a rebuttle to his assertion here that "we can not handle the truth..." thus the "A Few Good Men" pic and caption...

aw shucks, it's no big deal... Honestly, I think that at Coltyfreaks if Smack was to be taken lightly, it should not be reputation based...

Who would actually subscribe to the theory that Manning is the devil incarnate and caused his brother harm with his "super powers"?

C'mon!

So, Swing, do you want to head to Jag land and unite to bash the Texans?
It would turn into a feeding frenzy if my favorite little Cowpoke showed up...

drop a referral link to wherever... How about the Jets board?
NYC has big bucks... I bet that place has HTML.:hmm:

ideas? Gray? Smitty, Edge?
T4Ten? BrokenRecord? GoT? W.U.? Metal? Ghostz?

It's smakin season and
I got a hankerin' for some smackerin!
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nfc east, afc east... good destinations?

Patriots Planet is way fun, but the thing is the are above the idea of good fun loving smack... however, if you want to talk presidential politics, it is your destination for fun. I attempted to recruit there for Coltfreaks, but all I received was good thoughtful adevice from a great set of folks.

I'd like to add that I am thrilled with the peace that was won in the recent smack war. I really think it has opened up a new era for smack.

WoolfolksUncle
04-21-2006, 12:09 PM
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O M G -

Anybody who didn't like that post that is not a Dolts supporter is definitely not a part of the:

S.R. Alliance aka
S.R. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen aka
S.R. League of America aka
Bipolar's Hero's

SEC 330 BIPOLAR
04-21-2006, 02:05 PM
Thanks for the nod W.U.

Smack Returner code of ideals:
polite. smart. tact. merit. respect. slap. owned.
You were instrumental in liberating the basement dwellers in the great smack war of '06 ...

btw- we have struck a peace accord and there is a cease fire in place in regards to Coltfreaks.com.

I am not directing anyone to smack at the Coltfreaks as my objectives in doing so have been met.

Thank you once again for your participation.
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Thank you for your sacrafice to help keep the f2fa safe for trolls.