CriticalTheory
05-23-2006, 04:15 PM
What kind of Testosterone pills are these Raider fans taking thinking they can step to a Titans Fan?
I was at the gas station yesterday with my boy Mr.300, filling up the 72 Imp tank, about to turn a few corners and try to rally up some ladies... But I swear man, every time we go out, this cat Mr.300 freezes up like he scared of girls or something.. I could pull up on a group of 3 BAD, dymed out females.. And this guy won't say a word to them.. Son just sits there with a stupid look on his face, like he just pissed all over the front of his pants or something. This the same Mr.300 who would go into the club and challenge a 350 pound Defensive linemen to a parking lot death match, but he scared to talk to some ladies.. I don't get it man!
But any ways, I'm putting gas in tha Imp, and these ladies pull up to the next pump in a Explorer on 28's!! So I look over at 300 and tell him.. "Dog, you betta holla at these girls or I'm gonna knock you out fam... Infront of these girls, straight up!"
He said.. "I'ma holla at em Theory, I'ma holla!!" The chick who was driving was COLD!! So 300 walks up and I was thinkin to myself.. "300 he's going to ruin it!" Then all of a sudden, some dude jumped out the back of the Explorer, talkin bout.. "Hold up homie, that's my lady!!" But after further evaluation, I noticed it wasn't just some dude .. It was one of those stud lesbian ***** ! She was rockin a damn eye patch and some old beat up Daryl Lamonica jersey with a fitted cap.. On the real tip she ran up on 300, saying how she'll knock him out and ****.
This was a weird situation.. I didn't wanna jump in cause it was a chick. But before I could even do anything, I see 300 winding up a big left hand, reaching waaaay back..... Back into time..... *BOOOYAAH*!!! He knocked that Raider SILLY!!! Her eye patch fell down around her neck and her fitted was sitting all crooked on her wig and stuff.. SHE WAS ****** UP!! Then the girl who was driving was like.. "Oh my God!!! I'm calling 911!!!" Then 300 ran up and slapped the phone out her hand, and she took off running! There was a old African man selling bootleg CDs infront of the station.. He left his stand unattended to come see what was poppin off... THAT's HOW SERIOUS THIS WAS!
Then out of nowhere a figure jumps out this time it was a guy this cat looks like Otis Sistrunk mixed with shrek wearing a Hayes jersey. I guess he was going to blind side Mr.300 but Critical wasn't having any of that nonsense especially not from a Raider fan. So before he could take two steps I came over the top of the Impala, and delievered a Right hand "BOOOOOMBOWWWW" that came with the force and fury of a Dick Butkus:grrr: Tackle.
The high *** gas prices is bad enough, but I swear GT.com.. It's bad when a Titan fan can't even pump some gas without problems
I was at the gas station yesterday with my boy Mr.300, filling up the 72 Imp tank, about to turn a few corners and try to rally up some ladies... But I swear man, every time we go out, this cat Mr.300 freezes up like he scared of girls or something.. I could pull up on a group of 3 BAD, dymed out females.. And this guy won't say a word to them.. Son just sits there with a stupid look on his face, like he just pissed all over the front of his pants or something. This the same Mr.300 who would go into the club and challenge a 350 pound Defensive linemen to a parking lot death match, but he scared to talk to some ladies.. I don't get it man!
But any ways, I'm putting gas in tha Imp, and these ladies pull up to the next pump in a Explorer on 28's!! So I look over at 300 and tell him.. "Dog, you betta holla at these girls or I'm gonna knock you out fam... Infront of these girls, straight up!"
He said.. "I'ma holla at em Theory, I'ma holla!!" The chick who was driving was COLD!! So 300 walks up and I was thinkin to myself.. "300 he's going to ruin it!" Then all of a sudden, some dude jumped out the back of the Explorer, talkin bout.. "Hold up homie, that's my lady!!" But after further evaluation, I noticed it wasn't just some dude .. It was one of those stud lesbian ***** ! She was rockin a damn eye patch and some old beat up Daryl Lamonica jersey with a fitted cap.. On the real tip she ran up on 300, saying how she'll knock him out and ****.
This was a weird situation.. I didn't wanna jump in cause it was a chick. But before I could even do anything, I see 300 winding up a big left hand, reaching waaaay back..... Back into time..... *BOOOYAAH*!!! He knocked that Raider SILLY!!! Her eye patch fell down around her neck and her fitted was sitting all crooked on her wig and stuff.. SHE WAS ****** UP!! Then the girl who was driving was like.. "Oh my God!!! I'm calling 911!!!" Then 300 ran up and slapped the phone out her hand, and she took off running! There was a old African man selling bootleg CDs infront of the station.. He left his stand unattended to come see what was poppin off... THAT's HOW SERIOUS THIS WAS!
Then out of nowhere a figure jumps out this time it was a guy this cat looks like Otis Sistrunk mixed with shrek wearing a Hayes jersey. I guess he was going to blind side Mr.300 but Critical wasn't having any of that nonsense especially not from a Raider fan. So before he could take two steps I came over the top of the Impala, and delievered a Right hand "BOOOOOMBOWWWW" that came with the force and fury of a Dick Butkus:grrr: Tackle.
The high *** gas prices is bad enough, but I swear GT.com.. It's bad when a Titan fan can't even pump some gas without problems