The Steelers...... (http://www.coltfreaks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4699)

Nice pics Bipolar

I took 'em. :winker:

yeah that's what they all say.

no. I lied. I just thought you might be gullable enough to go, "Really? Holy crap Mr. Bipolar sir, how dieieieeieddd you do it?"

In which case I would have lied again and replied, "with a camera"...

i catch your drift

you couldn't catch a cold.

Yo mama's a chipmunk.

Yo mama's so fat,
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

yo mama's like a scooter. Everyone's ridin her but no one will admit it.

Hells ya!!

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama went to jump in the bath tub, and the water jumped out and said
"I ain't cool on that."

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama so poor people break into her house and leave money.

Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

yo mama so ugly they use her face as an inprint for gorilla cookies

Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

yo mama's so fat when she walked by my window i lost 3 days of sunlight.

I saw yo mom kicking a coca cola can down the street and i asked her what she was doing, and she said "i'm moving."

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.

Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your *** is dead.

SNAP!

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exerscise.

yo momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean Spain claimed her for a new world.

Yo momma so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody.

OOOOOHHHHHH SNAPPP!!!!!!!!!

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh! Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like two hot dogs put together.

Yo momma got more Chins than a phonebook from Hong Kong.

Yo momma so fat her Senior picture had to be taken from an arial view.

Yo mama has one tooth and they call her Drill-Bit.
Yo mama has so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy. Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.

Yo momma's teeth so fowl it looks like her tounges in jail.

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo momma so fat she fell down broke her leg and gravy poured out.

Hey i'll be back in an hour or so. i'll just talk to you then.

Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.
Yo mama's so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.
Yo mama's so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.

your mamma is so old, I asked her to act her age and she dropped dead.

your mamma is so old, I asked her to act her age and she dropped dead.
http://kenny.smoovenet.com/grabpics/kyle.gif (http://www.jahozafat.com/cgi-bin/spwavs.cgi?Episode_107_Pink_Eye=107_crackwhore.wav )
click Kyle

well anyway just off the mama jokes for a second and read what this genius from the corn fields of Indiana wrote:

How does it feel to win the superbowl, yet know you werent the best team all season? Does it not bother you at all? cause honestly im not bothered at all that we didnt win the superbowl.

:ha: what a loser.

Hey SEC i'm back. I went to Smokey Bones to eat.
Yo momma so poor when i saw in K-Mart she had some Hefty bags. I askedher what she was doing and she said "buying luggage"

Yo momma so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid.

well anyway just off the mama jokes for a second and read what this genius from the corn fields of Indiana wrote:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/sappersis/sigs/b.jpg

:ha: what a loser.
dude, sapersis is my secret lover.:hot:
I don't care if she is a colt fan.
Purple monsters do not know the difference.:coltssuk:

Yo Momma's house is so small the mat outside just says "Well"

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/big_momma_s_house_2/martin_lawrence/bigmomma1.jpg

Yo momma so fat when people say the world revolves around her they are being serious.

http://pbskids.org/berenstainbears/characters/img/mama.gif

Wow she has a gurth.

http://www.static3d.com/gaming/bf1942/images/mamasays.jpg

"Bipolar Shut it" that's what yo momma said today!!!

http://www.permaletter.com/gallery/YoMomma.jpg

http://www.permaletter.com/gallery/YoMomma.jpg

She has a crazy eye.

O.K. Yo momma so fat her jeans are made by hummer.:ha:

http://matthewmeyer.net/images/Artwork/Mama%20Fratelli.jpg

The eye growled at me!!!!
Should I be scared.
And Yo momma got one big breast and one little breast and they call her Biggie-Smalls.
Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bath water.

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SNAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.cruelcard.com/images/fatso.jpg

Yo mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!!!

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Awesome:thumb: the black one does look familiar.

and after seeing that i now want to :barf: !!!

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dude, you are paying for me therpy bills.

that was just plain out wrong.

http://www.hillsdale.edu/personal/Westblade/pix/humor/KrKr2005.jpeg

and for the nostalgic

http://www.hillsdale.edu/personal/Westblade/pix/humor/KrispyKremeCalendar2001.jpg

and now for something completly different...

http://www.hillsdale.edu/personal/Westblade/pix/humor/blonde320.html

you are paying for my medical bills!!

Medical bills? I've already got to call a proctologist to remove your lips from my butt. :winker:

http://www.aperfectworld.org/cartoons/quarterback.gif

you can pay for that too and Yo momma so fat she has her own website........HerSpace.com!!!!

OOOOOOHHHHH BURRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and could you have the proctologist come on a Saturday!!:thumb: