There will be live music with the team in the background

There will be inspiring tailgating going on

Cheerleaders will be turning eveyone on

The owner will explain their first pick of the draft to the Texan fans

:ha:

Smackmaster Hoffa in the house!

Looks like somebody is just a LITTLE envious

OVERALLS Quote: Looks like somebody is just a LITTLE envious
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You shouldn't be. We'll let you onboard as a Titan fan just like all the other Texans joining us and Vince...:))

OVERALLS Quote: Looks like somebody is just a LITTLE envious
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You shouldn't be. We'll let you onboard as a Titan fan just like all the other Texans joining us and Vince...:))



:lol: :lol: :lol:

I wouldn't root for the Titans even if Bud passed away and the Titans moved to a real state.

We never surrendered.

According to Overalls Tennessee never surrendered after the Civil War, which is true, thus, by some strange Texan logic this makes our statehood with the United States of America... "un-official" ...

that's my best guess.

Unless he thinks the only way to be a "real state", whatever that is, is to be a sovereign nation first... then somehow more or less be annexed... I don't know. He must be back on the sauce again.

From my year living in Te'jas I believe that the 5 points of the star represent 5 differnet states that could be formed if Te'jas was broken up.

Lone Star myth or not????

From my year living in Te'jas I believe that the 5 points of the star represent 5 differnet states that could be formed if Te'jas was broken up.

Lone Star myth or not????


Or you could just combine TENNhead land with some of the other low rent states around it and MAYBE they would be self sufficient.

Or you could just combine TENNhead land with some of the other low rent states around it and MAYBE they would be self sufficient.

your a riot

Tennessee and Texas are quite similar. At the risk of this being political ect. Tennessee and Texas are both low tax low service states without a personal income tax.

so basically you don't know the answer about the texan myth huh?

Your weakness is that you can not spell jack crap.
I swear it looks as if you cram your posts full of intentional spelling errors. I know, I know, you are web lazy. That's fine. I think you have a problem with phonetics. It just grows out of ignorance... right. Go suck a lemon. Houston is a great market for football. We just don't care. That's our cross with you brother. We just don't care about what you have got to say... (most of the time):kiss:

We never surrendered.

According to Overalls Tennessee never surrendered after the Civil War, which is true, thus, by some strange Texan logic this makes our statehood with the United States of America... "un-official" ...

that's my best guess.

Unless he thinks the only way to be a "real state", whatever that is, is to be a sovereign nation first... then somehow more or less be annexed... I don't know. He must be back on the sauce again.

More Lithium Boy logic. Oxymoron if I ever heard one.

What is with this 'State envy'? Texas IS the envy of other states. Y'all are just hatin' because TN is the laugh of the Inbred Mountains. Kentucky has blue grass and horseracing and what does TN have? The Opry and the Titans? Pahlease! :lol:

Keep on pickin' and grinin', Bipolar. It's all you got!

How can someone defend a state where the inhabitance all say Y'all?

Then call people in another state ignorant and use the "word" Y'all again?

Here are some fun things to do in Texas:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20060327/ap_tr_ge/travel_brief_texas_fiestas

Wow a bird watching Tournament!! I wonder if this is actually held when Carr is playing to see all the ducks he throws.

SHHH! don't spook him he might get sacked.

How can someone defend a state where the inhabitance all say Y'all?

Then call people in another state ignorant and use the "word" Y'all again?

Here are some fun things to do in Texas:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20060327/ap_tr_ge/travel_brief_texas_fiestas

Wow a bird watching Tournament!! I wonder if this is actually held when Carr is playing to see all the ducks he throws.

SHHH! don't spook him he might get sacked.

What would a Birkenstock wearing, clove cigarette smoking, tofu farting Cali resident like yourself know about Texas, let alone...the word 'y'all'? Right, NOTHING. 'Y'all' goes with Texas like avocado goes on your veggie burger with a soybean pattie. It is a contraction of the words 'you' and 'all'. English, recognize it?

Carr is from Cali, so why you cutting on one of your own? Again, this State envy thing has got to end! :ha:

Do Texans know what it means for the pot to call the kettle black, Barbie?

What would a Birkenstock wearing, clove cigarette smoking, tofu farting Cali resident like yourself know about Texas, let alone...the word 'y'all'? Right, NOTHING.

But is sounds so stupid!

The reason Carr does not play for a CA team is because he would not start on any other NFL team much less CFL team.

Thanks for the two free wins every year though. At least in our worst years we can still count on the stink from the south being just a notch lower. Thanks!:thumb:

But is sounds so stupid!



Thanks for the two free wins every year though. At least in our worst years we can still count on the stink from the south being just a notch lower. Thanks!:thumb:


see the 2004 team records Nancy boy.

hey underalls! What's going on in Gaytown, TX? Heard the city was named after you ;)

FilowIQ or whatever your name is. I admit I'm country but even I don't use the word, "Y' all" ;)

see the 2004 team records Nancy boy.
2004, a glorious, unforgettable, season to remember for the Texans.

SEVEN AND NINE!!!!!

They're still selling DVD's and commerative plates to celebrate the greatest year in team history.

SEVEN AND NINE!!!!!

They unfurled a banner, gave out rings,
by god,
they went

SEVEN AND NINE!!!!!!

They will tell stories to their grandchildren of that magical season that was
TWO THOUSAND AND FOUR

and their great-grandchildren will only dream of why they never came close to being as great as 2004 again,

SEVEN AND NINE!!!!!!!

WOOO HOOOO GO TEXANS GO!

2004 WHAT DO YOU KNOW

SEVEN AND NINE

WHAT A GREAT TIME

DOMINATED THE NFL

THE TEXANS ARE SWELL



how do you like my poem

would anyone like to dedicate a poem to underalls

2004, a glorious, unforgettable, season to remember for the Texans. :ha:

TWO THOUSAND AND FOUR
being as great as 2004 again,

SEVEN AND NINE!!!!!!!
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Houston, we have a problem.

But is sounds so stupid!

What would a cow humping, immigrant fearing, sister marrying cow poke like yourself know about the real world? Right, NOTHING.

The reason Carr does not play for a CA team is because he would not start on any other NFL team much less CFL team.

Thanks for the two free wins every year though. At least in our worst years we can still count on the stink from the south being just a notch lower. Thanks!:

Think you got Tenn and Texas mixed up, son. Lay off that hemp. Sister marrying? I am female, ya dimwit...don't let the Girl in FILOgirl give you a clue. Immigrant fearing? Don't get me started on the immigrants...:grrr:

If you think living in Cali enables you to think realisticly.... Living up in the beautiful state of Washington (and Idaho for a time), I know a thing or two about the Cali folks. More than I care to admit. They're....uh....different. :winker:


You weren't up that nut tree with that nut case Daryl Hannah yesterday...were you Blazing Arrow? You a tree hugger? Oh, I'm sorry...Urban Farmer. :lol:


Brown29: Country doesn't mean squat for "y'all". I use it for emphasis, it gets attention. I have heard it across the United States, in many different dialects. Trust me, I don't have the 'cute little accent', actually...few down here do. They talk all twangy up near Cowtown (Dullass), that is their gig. I am from the NW, it is uncommon but not unheard of to run across 'y'all' in conversation.

How in God's green Earth do you Tacks think you will best us this season? I have to hear this...so, who is going to beat us down so badly? C'mon, list me some scary names, or at least names that are supposed to invoke fear in your rivals. :ha:

and what exactly have the Texans done to make you think they can beat us?

Considering you couldn't even beat our worse team last year. :rolleyes:

main reason I think Titans beat the cows is cause they are on the schedule twice.

Lay off that hemp. Sister marrying? I am female, ya dimwit...don't let the Girl in FILOgirl give you a clue. Immigrant fearing? Don't get me started on the immigrants...:grrr:
Lay off the hemp? What the hell does that mean? No one smokes hemp. Hemp does not get anyone high. You might as well say oregano. Why is there always just a giant retard bomb in your posts that screams, "I'm a MORON!" What's the deal with that? Your pitiful Texans are a joke. You know they are. I can't wait to watch them become the all out door mats of the NFL again.

Hey Bipolar what board are you and the smack pretenders getting laughed off of this week. Are Y'all still in the Pee Wee leagues or are Y'all more powder puff. Any chance your little students are going to be man enough to show up on all those boards after the Titans are slapped around this coming season. I doubt it. Y'all seem to be too childish to act like men. Profanity and potty jokes are getting Titan fans laughed at on every AFC South team boards. I'm glad to see you kissing up on the Ravens board though.

Thread subject, Texan off-season events.

Another event,
Surgically repairing the nasty feet of their top draft choice, who wasn't Vince Young (to the wrath of Texans)
or Reggie Bush (in defiance of common sense).

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Hey Bipolar what board are you and the smack pretenders getting laughed off of this week.
What do you care, you get laughed off this board every week.
:)

Why is there always just a giant retard bomb in your posts that screams, "I'm a MORON!" What's the deal with that? again.

Believe that must be your own post you are barking about. Take another pill, Lithium Boy. Your typing in Battle Red caps! :lol:

Profanity and potty jokes are getting Titan fans laughed at on every AFC South team boards. I'm glad to see you kissing up on the Ravens board though.
http://www.gotitans.com/goForum/showpost.php?p=177127&postcount=32

you are so full of :bs: it's not even funny. Follow that.

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Texans Talk tailgate party...

(maybe this should be in the offseason events thread...
but hey, if the dress, I mean shoe fits... post it)

Any chance your little students are going to be man enough to show up on all those boards after the Titans are slapped around this coming season. I doubt it.
Sure I will. I told those Ratbirds I was going to post a pic of the scoreboard... My own pic. I will regardless of outcome. I went to Coltfreaks to take my medicine when I went smacking for a miracle. You my slave are own3d though and your team is weak sauce bunk lint. Man, the Titans are not great and I don't pop off my mouth saying they are going to kick the dog pile out of whoever. Like you, I point to the past and hope at the future, and aside from the Coltfreaks, I only smack at peer-inferior teams like the Raiders and the Ravens... Texans included.

Sure, I'm curious about the Jacksonville board, but I'm not on there because we sold ourselves to them. I, unlike you, have a firm grip on reality. Sure, I'm dramatic and I carry on but often I don't believe the things I say... surely you can't or you would be classified absolutely positively insane. Now, you are the potty cracker and you know it. When will who get fired? Maybe I should refresh your memory.
Poor Sludge and the envy. The Titans are like a tolet that hasn't been flushed and you are like the floaties in the water. I'm sorry you missed me but read back a few threads and you will see that it hadn't been two days since my last posting, even in this thread.Y'all seem to be too childish to act like men.

http://www.gotitans.com/goForum/showpost.php?p=177004&postcount=26


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I think it is time to change your diaper pre pottie trainer. :flush:

Officer Ponch Poncherello Says...
YOU'RE BUSTED!!!

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I like the way my post disappeared.

I like the way my post disappeared.

now some of us would like you to disappear :ha:

If that was true Jeff would PM you and warn you.
I don't believe you.

You are going to have to do better than that.

I've got my branding iron in the fire.

Moo.

If that was true Jeff would PM you and warn you.
I don't believe you.

You are going to have to do better than that.

I've got my branding iron in the fire.

Moo.


How would YOU know if Jeff sent ME a PM

all great pics love the Texturd bashing goin on around here, keep em coming

all great pics love the Texturd bashing goin on around here, keep em coming


WOW.
Look an Oklahoma Cowgirl fan comes prancing into big boy land.

Big boy land? more like neverland ranch when it comes to the Texturds

Big boy land? more like neverland ranch when it comes to the Texturds

Why would someone from the Cowtown Land of Big Hair want to be in Tacky Valley? Not welcome anywhere else? Something smells funky, you from Ft. Worth? :ha:

You're one of those TO worshippers too, I see. I find it quite amusing that he was Dallas' Most Hated for his appearance on the Star, and now is the darling of Cowtown since he joined America's Most Convicted. Don'tcha find that a bit on the hypocritical side? :suspect:

I like the way my post disappeared.
How would YOU know if Jeff sent ME a PM
You are the one complaining of a thread deletion. Jeff does not go around arbitrarily deleting posts. That is against the code of ethics for a man in the position that he is in. If your post was so foul and distasteful, which is hard to believe because it is evident that I have lowered the standard for Smack Central over the last year, you would have been notified and at his sole discretion and he may or may not have adjusted your warning meter. I know from experience that this is how he operates . For you to alledge that your post went "poof" is absolutely ridiculous. I don't buy it. You are just making up some :bs: in a vain attempt to get me or someone else to discuss moderation, which, in case you didn't know is a NO, NO...
Crickets. Moo two.

Why would someone from the Cowtown Land of Big Hair want to be in Tacky Valley? Not welcome anywhere else? Something smells funky, you from Ft. Worth? :ha:

Only thing smelling funky is the stink of that horrid 2-14 record the
Texturds layed as the bomb of all bombs last season, but even
more importantly, (not to change the subject) but why would a
Useless texturd fan care why I am here?

it couldn't offend you that badly that a Cowboys fan is here to talk
reasonable football, with true fans. and if it does, well you'll just
have to live with it

You're one of those TO worshippers too, I see. I find it quite amusing that he was Dallas' Most Hated for his appearance on the Star, and now is the darling of Cowtown since he joined America's Most Convicted. Don'tcha find that a bit on the hypocritical side? :suspect:

America's most convicted? FYI honey not one player while playing for
the Cowboys was ever convicted, of any of the crimes for which they were arrested for

quite a Clitonian parsing of words there J.R.

I don't buy it. You are just making up some :bs: in a vain attempt to get me or someone else to discuss moderation, which, in case you didn't know is a NO, NO...
Crickets. Moo two.


So if I send you the PM he sent me you will admit that, once again you are wrong.

I doubt it.

shut up.

shut up.


Thats what I thought.

anyone can forge a pm message forward. FW:

what are you going to do? take a screen shot of it and photo shop in his avatar? what are you, the cia unit of the smack troll police? i think you are a little out of you jurisdiction. you won't even acknowledge that you are so busted hard core BUCK FILLICK... potty. shame shame. can't even own his own smack. look at this one here BOYS! yee haw! he ain't a squeeler that's for sure pops... HEh HeH! gulp spit laugh... wow, a true to life texturd! :bs:

anyone can forge a pm message forward. FW:


Sorry. I don't have a dishonest mind so I didn't think of that.

Ya know, you guys really should go outside and play more often.

I've been at work all day Jeff. I put in a eight hour shift. I was at work at 7am for crying out loud.:lol: I mean c'mon, I haven't exactly been lighting up the board today. I've got an un-Gunny-realistic post count average per day and what do you see out of me? A 6 am wake up call with news out of Dallas with a side of smack and for lunch we have the yellow light special with extra bs, hold the warning with a smidge of tounge and cheek? :lol: Works for me because my name is Mr. Cracked out on the internet when he's not taking care of what has to be done guy :lol:

Sorry. I don't have a dishonest mind so I didn't think of that.
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Only thing smelling funky is the stink of that horrid 2-14 record the
Texturds layed as the bomb of all bombs last season, but even
more importantly, (not to change the subject) but why would a
Useless texturd fan care why I am here?

Why are you referring to Texans fans as Texturds? Cowtown is where all the moo-ving of livestock is, so in a sense, YOU are the Texturd. I am a Texans fan.

it couldn't offend you that badly that a Cowboys fan is here to talk
reasonable football, with true fans. and if it does, well you'll just
have to live with it

Well, if you came to talk ball with all the TRUE fans, that isn't quite the same as chewing the fat with ALL tacky fans. Some are only here for Vinny-poo and don't care what team he is on. You can't offend me, I have to deal with misguided Dallas lovers all the time. One of your own was giving my other half a weakly-attempted bit on smack in downtown Houston on Friday. Funny, because the Cowtown fan couldn't spout anything other than 'The Cowboys rule'. Hilarious part, he had parked his grocery cart full of his worldy possessions next to my other half's truck.
Cowtown fans always go in style. :ha:



America's most convicted? FYI honey not one player while playing for
the Cowboys was ever convicted, of any of the crimes for which they were arrested for
Honey? :barf:
If you were to put the list of player's hearings from each team up for comparison, the Cowpokes would win. Noble of you to defend that they weren't convicted, but can't deny there weren't involved. You didn't answer my question of loving TO in Blue and Silver, and being hypocritical....

:brow: Cowtown fans are funny! I typed the bold font up there in that box, just clarifying so you can keep up.

Why are you referring to Texans fans as Texturds? Cowtown is where all the moo-ving of livestock is, so in a sense, YOU are the Texturd. I am a Texans fan.

I am refering to the Texans as Texturds, since your franchise is a piece
of crap any ways

Well, if you came to talk ball with all the TRUE fans, that isn't quite the same as chewing the fat with ALL tacky fans. Some are only here for Vinny-poo and don't care what team he is on. You can't offend me, I have to deal with misguided Dallas lovers all the time. One of your own was giving my other half a weakly-attempted bit on smack in downtown Houston on Friday. Funny, because the Cowtown fan couldn't spout anything other than 'The Cowboys rule'. Hilarious part, he had parked his grocery cart full of his worldy possessions next to my other half's truck.
Cowtown fans always go in style

that is good for you, but sadly not interested in your life story

Honey?
If you were to put the list of player's hearings from each team up for comparison, the Cowpokes would win. Noble of you to defend that they weren't convicted, but can't deny there weren't involved. You didn't answer my question of loving TO in Blue and Silver, and being hypocritical....

doesn't matter if they were involved or not..still never been convicted

Cowtown fans are funny! I typed the bold font up there in that box, just clarifying so you can keep up.

any point to that last statement? didn't think so

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:ha:

I am refering to the Texans as Texturds, since your franchise is a piece
of crap any ways



that is good for you, but sadly not interested in your life story



doesn't matter if they were involved or not..still never been convicted



any point to that last statement? didn't think so

My statement made perfect sense, Cowtown fans just don't have any.

Typical to the Cowtown fan style, you had to go on a Texans fan's blog on a site that you had NO reason to be at, and drop a bunch of vile BS. You single handedly turned an entire thread of good football fan banter into solid waste with one post. There are rules in Message Board Land that are unwritten, and you went were even most trolls won't go. You were not invited to a private blog on our local newspaper's online section. She asked for Texans fans, not your pointless drivel. You were in the realm of real fans, yet it was foreign soil to you.

Congrats on taking the legacy of your fanbase to the next step down. Be proud of youself. :sad2:

This post will cost me again with Titan Jeff, but who cares. You are the poster child for all Cowtown fans, and what a fine example you are. :banned:

My statement made perfect sense, Cowtown fans just don't have any.

Typical to the Cowtown fan style, you had to go on a Texans fan's blog on a site that you had NO reason to be at, and drop a bunch of vile BS. You single handedly turned an entire thread of good football fan banter into solid waste with one post. There are rules in Message Board Land that are unwritten, and you went were even most trolls won't go. You were not invited to a private blog on our local newspaper's online section. She asked for Texans fans, not your pointless drivel. You were in the realm of real fans, yet it was foreign soil to you.

Congrats on taking the legacy of your fanbase to the next step down. Be proud of youself. :sad2:

This post will cost me again with Titan Jeff, but who cares. You are the poster child for all Cowtown fans, and what a fine example you are. :banned:

I could careless if I was invited or not, you talk about my team and bash them you've declared war and now I am
firing the first shot

b/c I don't take no crap off any fan, You hate Dallas and that makes me hate you

so don't come crying to me looking for sympathy, because
you'll get none

I am very proud of my self, no two fan basis make me more sick then a Texturd and E-Girl fans, obnoxious scumbags, who can dish out the trash and can't take the heat when it comes back, well to bad if I ruined your little blog

I'd gladly do it again

I am very proud of my self, no two fan basis make me more sick then a Texturd and E-Girl fans, obnoxious scumbags, who can dish out the trash and can't take the heat when it comes back, well to bad if I ruined your little blog

I'd gladly do it again


What a funny little post. A cowgirl fan got his panties twisted:lol: Good thing no one cares. Dallas is a pit of rejects from real cities in Texas. That's why Texas doesn't even claim the place. Who shot JR. Who cares.

I don't think anyone should :banned: with Cowboy here... odds are the Cowboys are going to kick the dog-:banned: out of the Texans and the Titans both... not to mention go on to win the NFC. I do think it is funny how Texan fans like FILO and Overalls cling to that one game... smack talk that one up while you can children... it will pale in comparison to the :banned:-thrashing the 'Boys will hand the Texans. By the way Overalls, FILO... could you try to keep all of your complaints in one thread... It's so hard to figure out what your complaining about when you moan and groan about deletion... next time you party foul, just re-write the post and tone it down a bit or leave out the part that got you in trouble. Maybe in time you can learn how to effectively communicate an idea on a message board, even if it is smack. :thumb:

What a funny little post. A cowgirl fan got his panties twisted:lol: Good thing no one cares. Dallas is a pit of rejects from real cities in Texas. That's why Texas doesn't even claim the place. Who shot JR. Who cares.

Not as funny as the tantrum your throwing for a reply cry a little harder
next time I don't think everyone heard you, the first time

Not as funny as the tantrum your throwing for a reply cry a little harder
next time I don't think everyone heard you, the first time
SEC 330 BIPOLAR does not think that he can cry any harder. SEC 330 BIPOLAR thinks that he has been too quiet for too long. SEC 330 BIPOLAR thinks Overalls broke the camels back. :banned:
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SEC 330 BIPOLAR does not think that he can cry any harder. SEC 330 BIPOLAR thinks that he has been too quiet for too long. SEC 330 BIPOLAR thinks Overalls broke the camels back. :banned:
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Looks like you are about to go more broke back on that camel than really having the camels back broken. :hmm:

Go on Underalls show him how it is done.

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Looks like you are about to go more broke back on that camel than really having the camels back broken. :hmm:

Go on Underalls show him how it is done.
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