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Gunny
08-07-2006, 10:33 PM
Absolutely useless fact but it's a lot of money

"Factoid That May Interest Only Me

The outrageously monstrous Ford F-650 SuperCrewzer, owned by Tennessee defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth, has a 107-gallon gas tank.

Let's say Haynesworth is running on empty and he pulls into a Nashville gas station to fill 'er up, at $2.999 per gallon. The truck runs on diesel fuel.

It would cost Haynesworth $320.89 to fill the tank.

Something tells me fellow Volunteer-stater Al "An Inconvenient Truth'' Gore would have a little problem with Haynesworth's mode of transportation. Gore, I'm guessing, would puke at the monster trucks and supersized vehicles in NFL parking lots."

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Alfh6mq1issX4K5YDCq30IxDubYF?slug=cnnsi-lookingoutforno&prov=cnnsi&type=lgns

Sunshine
08-07-2006, 11:07 PM
Erron Kinney has one, too.

SEC 330 BIPOLAR
08-08-2006, 09:14 AM
http://www.gotitans.com/goForum/showthread.php?t=19518&highlight=truck

PhiSlammaJamma
08-08-2006, 09:32 AM
Rule #1: don't let it go to empty, otherwise you need a paycheck to fill 'er up.

Ewker
08-08-2006, 10:09 AM
like Haynesworth is worried about that ;)

Broken Record
08-08-2006, 10:21 AM
Rule #1: don't let it go to empty, otherwise you need a paycheck to fill 'er up.

Yeah, maybe rephrase that... you need a "Broken Record" paycheck to fill it up, or if you are AH, you need about 18 minutes worth of your salary.

titanbuoy
08-08-2006, 10:36 AM
Is this what Albert's truck looks like?

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h41/titanbuoy/zzz%20images/deez1.jpg

or like this?

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h41/titanbuoy/zzz%20images/f122.jpg

Either way, it's a pretty sweet ride.

Blazing Arrow
08-08-2006, 10:54 AM
Yeah, maybe rephrase that... you need a "Broken Record" paycheck to fill it up, or if you are AH, you need about 18 minutes worth of your salary.

Oddly that is the exact amount of time it takes him to stretch for the buffet table. :lol:

Sunshine
08-08-2006, 10:57 AM
Is this what Albert's truck looks like?

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h41/titanbuoy/zzz%20images/f122.jpg
This one.

Broken Record
08-08-2006, 11:06 AM
Oddly that is the exact amount of time it takes him to stretch for the buffet table. :lol:

:lol2:

Gunny
08-08-2006, 11:08 AM
Actually I think this is it:

http://neil.fraser.name/writing/tank/tank-yes.jpg

:brow:

DrewBennett83
08-09-2006, 10:19 AM
Out of the 2 trucks picture, Jamal Lewis drives the first one, the SUV, except it is red...

Gunny
08-09-2006, 10:20 AM
He could transport a lot of coke in that...

GoT
08-09-2006, 09:06 PM
Something tells me fellow Volunteer-stater Al "An Inconvenient Truth'' Gore would have a little problem with Haynesworth's mode of transportation. Gore, I'm guessing, would puke at the monster trucks and supersized vehicles in NFL parking lots."

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Alfh6mq1issX4K5YDCq30IxDubYF?slug=cnnsi-lookingoutforno&prov=cnnsi&type=lgns

First if Al Gore was a Tennessean he would probably be "President" Al Gore at this time

Second if Al Gore was in the presence of an F650 he would have to change his drawers he would be so scared.

TitanKid4Life
08-11-2006, 12:13 AM
alberts is black tho, ive seen it many times because he has a smaller house in the extended neighborhood right next to mine, my mom used to see him a lot before training camp in the morning in it

Crash Override
08-11-2006, 01:30 AM
He could transport a lot of coke in that...

lmfao. oh man that was classic. and him having that car, is it necessary? is it necessary? is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? no but i dont it anyway cuz its sterile and i like the taste.

TitanJeff
08-11-2006, 08:44 AM
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

SEC 330 BIPOLAR
08-12-2006, 10:09 AM
lmfao. oh man that was classic. and him having that car, is it necessary? is it necessary? is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? no but i dont it anyway cuz its sterile and i like the taste.
what the hell are you talking about?

http://www.biomedx.com/urine/

The Mrs
08-13-2006, 10:51 PM
The truck that Albert drives is ridiculous. It's a waste of our environment and it does cost both him and Erron over $300 bucks to fill. A terrible waste! I tell them when they are in their 50's they are going to wish that they could turn back the hands of time and put that $300+ in a money market account for their retirement. But they don't hear me, though!

GhostZ, I know where you live and Albert does has a "dinky" house, doesn't he!

Crash Override
08-17-2006, 01:46 AM
Al Gore for president!

Gunny
08-17-2006, 02:02 AM
GEORGE BUSH anagram

HE BUGS GORE