View Full Version : NASCAR is gay....


DCtitan49
05-12-2007, 10:25 AM
this shouldnt even be in other sports, considering it isnt a sport, mods move this to, the lounge plz!

BigRed3
05-12-2007, 10:56 AM
Dude, why do you care if other people like NASCAR?

LazyManJackson
05-13-2007, 04:18 PM
Dude, why do you care if other people like NASCAR?
Could be a die hard F1 fan, I know they hate NASCAR...

texdude2006
05-13-2007, 04:25 PM
"Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are games." - Ernest Hemingway

Gunny
05-13-2007, 09:08 PM
man Hemmingway had a real ***** of a run in his life -

Then, his legendary bad luck struck once again; on a safari, he was seriously injured in two successive plane crashes; he sprained his right shoulder, arm, and left leg, had a grave concussion, temporarily lost vision in his left eye and the hearing in his left ear, suffered paralysis of the sphincter, a crushed vertebra, ruptured liver, spleen and kidney, and first degree burns on his face, arms, and leg. Some American newspapers mistakenly published his obituary, thinking he had been killed. [1]

As if this were not enough, he was badly injured one month later in a bushfire accident, which left him with second degree burns on his legs, front torso, lips, left hand and right forearm. The pain left him in prolonged anguish, and he was unable to travel to Stockholm to accept his Nobel Prize.

Broken Record
05-13-2007, 09:43 PM
I'm getting kind of tired of people calling stuff "gay" in a derogatory manner.

BigRed3
05-13-2007, 10:06 PM
I'm getting kind of tired of people calling stuff "gay" in a derogatory manner.

Yeah... it stopped being funny when I was like ten.

PAtitansfan53
05-13-2007, 10:25 PM
I still use it...............and no I'm not gay................anyway NASCAR does suck IMO.

Blazing Arrow
05-13-2007, 10:25 PM
I'm getting kind of tired of people calling stuff "gay" in a derogatory manner.

I believe this line starts all modern Westerns these days.

Creeping-Cruds
05-14-2007, 02:28 AM
http://www.gaytona.com/trackyack2006/robbiegaytona350.jpg

Hoffa
05-14-2007, 12:37 PM
man Hemmingway had a real ***** of a run in his life -


And he topped it off by blowing his brains out in Idaho.

Hoffa
05-14-2007, 01:38 PM
this shouldnt even be in other sports, considering it isnt a sport, mods move this to, the lounge plz!
http://www.x2p.co.za/Images/gem/gay3.jpg

Blazing Arrow
05-14-2007, 06:52 PM
If hasslehoff and Colmen were in a fight who wins?

Does your answer change if Hassle. is as drunk as he was in that vid?

LT21Titans27
05-15-2007, 09:11 PM
Im a Nascar fan

drivers lose up to 20 lbs from sweating in the car and given race

Gunny
05-15-2007, 09:18 PM
I could sweat 20 lbs by walking through the Sahara Desert, doesn't make it a sport.

BigRed3
05-15-2007, 09:30 PM
I could sweat 20 lbs by walking through the Sahara Desert, doesn't make it a sport.

He got that stat from a gatorade commercial by the way.

Hoffa
05-15-2007, 09:32 PM
drivers lose up to 20 lbs from sweating

This guy sweats too, is he an athlete?

http://www.shaveblog.com/uploaded_images/sweat-709645.jpg

LT21Titans27
05-15-2007, 09:41 PM
theen im prepped to say baseball aint a sport, i can stand in a field and not see a ball hit my way all day and not break a sweat

Gunny
05-15-2007, 09:42 PM
He got that stat from a gatorade commercial by the way.

:eh?:

LT21Titans27
05-15-2007, 10:04 PM
:eh?:


You do know what Gatorade is right
JW cuz i remember you didnt know what Pizza Bitees were, I felt sorry for you


Another upside to America

FOOD

Gunny
05-15-2007, 10:10 PM
We have gatorade but the stats I don't know what he meant.

LT21Titans27
05-15-2007, 10:14 PM
We have gatorade but the stats I don't know what he meant.
I remember when X factor first came out (Which is my fav - Orange and Fruit Punch)

on teh side label, tehy gave interesting facts

One was a Titans one

It said tehy have their practice feild lined up to an exact replica with the stadium field, so tehy can get used to the glare of teh sun and where their blind spots would be at

Pretty crazzy huh

Gunny
05-15-2007, 10:18 PM
ahh ok, we dont get those crazy stats (I dont think)

BigRed3
05-15-2007, 10:38 PM
:eh?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zMG2pq_ztM

DCtitan49
05-17-2007, 08:45 AM
????

GoTitans3801
05-24-2007, 04:41 PM
I'd just like to take this time to point out that Gunny's Hemingway quote included paralysis of the spincter... man that's gotta suck...

Childress79
05-24-2007, 04:56 PM
Well it sure as chit didn't blow.:ha:

ONUV
05-28-2007, 05:08 AM
nascar is a motorsport. not in the same category as football, basketball, baseball. it can be entertaining. i watched a lot of last night's race.

DCtitan49
05-28-2007, 04:38 PM
nascar is a motorsport.

wrong, not a sport, its gay gay gay.....

GoTitans3801
05-29-2007, 03:37 PM
So many things wrong with the thread and the last response. It would get into too much of a political debate to really go off on it, so can't we just leave the "that's gay" form of criticism in junior high? (wanted to say "where it belongs", but that sort of thing doesn't belong anywhere)

BigRed3
05-29-2007, 03:50 PM
so can't we just leave the "that's gay" form of criticism in junior high?

What grade do you think he's in?

GoTitans3801
05-29-2007, 04:22 PM
Well, he could at least try acting older in here...

DCtitan49
05-29-2007, 06:49 PM
nah i think ill say its gay......and im in 9th grade, but profiling me for using gay doesnt seem at all more mature.

guitarjunkie
05-29-2007, 10:52 PM
Hold up Guys, let Me explain somethin' here. This will also help Our friends up north and other countries.
O.K., First of all N.A.S.C.A.R. IS NOT GAY!! When you are married to your sister this is "incest". Being gay is generally frowned upon in nascar circles, even in Virginia (unless of course you're Cousins) incest is not.
I live close to the most popular track, and twice a year I get to see the Inbred Fest come to town. It is kinda heart warmin' though to see all the Uncle Dads and Aunt Moms bring out the kiddies, they're so cute 3 ears and all.
They all gather together camp out at the track, eat chicken wings, drink cheap beer, puke everywhere, tie up traffic, leave trash all over the place. A normal Family Reunion.

Here are some little known NASCAR facts:
The NASCAR family tree has no branches......
For every 30 NASCAR fans, You have a full set of teeth......
The sweat build up between 2 NASCAR fans cuddling is called
"Relative Humidity".....
The tooth brush was invented at a NASCAR track, if it were invented any where else it would have been called a "Teeth Brush"
To pick up the bikini clad girl in winner's circle, you say "Hey Sis! That's a nice tooth ya got there!!...."

Some Slogans considered by NASCAR....
One Big Happy Family.........
5 Million Fans, One Last Name........

:brow:

BigRed3
05-30-2007, 12:15 AM
You have to love bogus stereotypes in sports.

GoTitans3801
05-30-2007, 12:48 PM
nah i think ill say its gay......and im in 9th grade, but profiling me for using gay doesnt seem at all more mature.

Allright, we'll actually go into the issue...

What about nascar is "gay"? Is there something about racing cars that is homosexual? Is there something about it that promotes gleeful happyness? (given the tone of your posts on the thread, that isn't what you meant)

Calling something that you don't like "gay" does nothing but promote a negative image of the word "gay".

I can't stand nascar, and I'm not gay, but this form of argument hurts both gay people and arguments.

guitarjunkie
05-31-2007, 04:40 PM
You have to love bogus stereotypes in sports.

:eh?: bogus? O.K. got any good ones about football fans?

DCtitan49
05-31-2007, 05:50 PM
fine, nascar is not a sport, it sucks, is that more "mature" for you gotitans?

SEC 330 BIPOLAR
06-02-2007, 05:46 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/bipolartitan/gay_alarm.gif

DCtitan49
06-03-2007, 07:58 PM
hahaha lmfao thats halarious.

GoTitans3801
06-04-2007, 12:59 PM
fine, nascar is not a sport, it sucks, is that more "mature" for you gotitans?

Much better!

DCtitan49
06-05-2007, 05:57 PM
i try^^

The Gloat
06-08-2007, 10:04 PM
Stereotypes? I thought that whole imbred fest coming to town thing was pretty dead-on.

BigRed3
06-09-2007, 12:41 AM
So... because i've been to a NASCAR race before makes me an incestuous inbred?

The Gloat
06-10-2007, 05:58 PM
No. It means you were surrounded by them. But, if it makes you feel any better - I know your pain. :( I once attended a Nascar race too. Unfortunately.