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Creeping-Cruds
07-25-2007, 01:05 AM
Smithers, I've got a rocket in my pocket! - Mr Burns
http://op-for.com/mr%20burns.jpg

Childress79
07-25-2007, 02:16 AM
Barney:My name is Barney & I'm an alchoholic.

Lisa:Mr Gumble this is a girl scout meeting.

Barney:Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?

bigtitan53279
07-25-2007, 02:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kqAWWNZqjM

edit: have embeded codes been disabled? the last couple of times i have tried to use them they have just shown up as code.

Blazing Arrow
07-25-2007, 02:50 AM
Depends on forum ...

Blazing Arrow
07-25-2007, 02:52 AM
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

-Homer

GoTitans3801
07-25-2007, 11:20 AM
"First you get da sugar... then you get de money... den you get... da women..."

Gunny
07-26-2007, 06:51 AM
Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

Big TT
07-26-2007, 06:58 AM
Of course it is Homer's show but my favorite side character is Mr. Burns so....
Excellent, ketchup...catsup, ketchup...catsup?,

Gunny
07-26-2007, 07:41 AM
Homer: If you're going to get mad at me for doing stupid things, then I guess I will have to stop doing stupid things.

Marge: Good!

Homer: Fine! I will never ever do another stupid thing. Good night!

*Walks into car door*

Gunny
07-27-2007, 06:24 AM
The Music Elimination game reminded me of this gem

After the Ramones sing at his birthday:
Mr Burns: 'I want the Rolling Stones killed'