When females attack

I dated a girl who was a bit off back in Knoxville.

We fought A LOT but the pùssy game was stupid good. Eyes rolled back bustin not even knowing if she is on the pill good.

She was a collegiate cross country runner and had a body like a goddess.

She was nutty though.



We were exclusive for a bit but when she started getting nutty I started hanging out with old sure things again.

She was over at my apartment and went NUT-TY, flipped her ****.

She got in my face screaming at me to choose "ME or HER!!!" Just being crazy as ****.

I looked her dead in the eye and said, "You ain't gonna like my answer".

She went Super Saiyen Guku style.

I walk away because I could see her losing her grip on planet earth.

I go up stairs to my room and my roommate texts me and said "she got a kitchen knife bro and walked out the front door"

Fuuuucuuuuuuucccckkkk

She has a key to my apartment, so dumb.

I decide to go down stairs and sleep on my roommates couch in his room.

She shows back up at like 3:00am and knocks on his door.

Crying and ****. We end up having sex because I'm weak as **** for that ass.

Completely cut her off the next day.

Have sex about once a week on the low for the next few months.

It was too good.

 

That's how it usually goes. The more bat s*** crazy they are the better in bed. That's why we put up with their crap in their first place. After awhile you realize it's just not worth it though lol.

 

I discovered the key to success in the situations.

Don't lock them down. Let them drift in the wind. You can't tame crazy.

When you get that itch go over and bang it out. Let her do her worst and get it out of your system.


She left marks, like I'd be bleeding from scratches and bites. I buddy saw me at the gym one day with my shirt off and thought I'd been beat. Bruises scratches everywhere.

Nope sex game was stupid. She'd be so violent in bed to get a response out of you. I'd just pull her hair and pin her arms behind her back, straight overpower and dominate her.

She got off on that ****. Crazy *****.

She still the best sex I've had to this day.

10/10 would tear dat ass up again.

My wife is good but much more tame. Wife is hotter so there's that.

 

I've never been with a crazy girl lol

I've had my share of crazy drunk party types, but not the type to swing on me, or kill me in my sleep. If a girl ever pulled a stunt like that, she would get the back hand from god(jk jk). Pimp hand strong doe



@JCBRAVE got beat up by his wife and had to vent about it.

Ay brave, just know we are here for you. Domestic Violence is a serious problem, if you ever need to talk, we got your back.

@Razorbacks This subject seems like it hits home with you. If you also need to talk about it, we are here for you.

@Big TT Her sister tho???

@The rest of yall leave these crazy girls alone! its never worth it.

 

i am sure she will love seeing this posted here

 

No, I think I could defend myself from a woman without hitting her. Or a guy, for that matter.

Weapons are a completely different story though. Attack me with a knife and I don't care if you are a guy, girl, purple leprechaun , doesn't matter at that point. Anything goes.

 

Need us to call the battered women hotline for you, homie?

 

Hey man.

You probably won't get custody of the kids.

Should have called 5-0 and filed a report. Would have helped you in court.

Then again you might not want full-time dad duty.

She will get the house.
The kids.
Half your truck when you sell it.
She'll probably get you personal watercraft out of anger.
Alimony
Child support

Look, you cheated, hope she was hot. That way when the judge is wrecking your life you can remember the ass was fat.

Prepare to hit the reset button on life, hey you are only 31.

God speed Cody.