32 coaches, Who's your guy...

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  1. titanfanatic

    titanfanatic I Piss Excellence Staff

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    Saw this on barstool sports and figured this would be funny as hell to post and see some of the responses. I kinda tweaked it a bit for entertainment purposes.

    32 coaches, cage match. Who's your final two and who takes the belt?

    I got Tomlin over Rivera with a late TKO in the 10th rnd

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  2. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    This based on rankings or straight up who'd beat who's ass in a fight..?

    Cause Bill Belichick would just shank them all...
     
  3. titanfanatic

    titanfanatic I Piss Excellence Staff

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    This is just straight up.
     
  4. Fry

    Fry Welcome to the land of tomorrow!

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    Dan Quinn. Bald, goatee, and young. Might as well be Steve Austin.
     
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  5. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    Final Four:
    • Bradley
    • Quinn
    • Harbaugh
    • Arians


    WELCOME TO NFL MONDAY NIGHT RAW

    Gus Bradley goes over Dan Quinn off the distraction by Jackson D' Ville who repels from the ceiling dropping a tarp on Dan. He quickly becomes disoriented and Bradley gets the quick roll up three count.

    Arians goes over because of his defense. Harbaugh can't land a shot and finally lays down exhausted. His brother Jim is ringside for support and watches with hate in his eyes as Arians locks the sleeper in on John.


    Bradley and Arians meet in the finals for the NFL World Heavyweight Championship.

    Blake Bortles's girlfriend escorts Gus to the ring in a white bikini while "God Save the Queen" plays. Gus is wearing the Union Jack as a cape clearly trying to pander to the large British fanbase of the Jaguars.

    The ref announces that Jackson D' Ville is banned from ringside.

    Bruce Arians enters the arena to Brock Lesnar's theme escorted by Paul Heyman.

    The match is even at first, both have quality defensive skills and a solid ground game. Both men go back and forth with one near fall after another.

    After a hour both men lay exhausted bleeding on the mat.

    Out of nowhere the 1985 Bears Super Bowl Shuffle flashes up on the big screen!
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    The stache walks out wearing a Peyton Manning Colts jersey.

    "Oh my gawd King it's Jeff Fisher!", JR screams.
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    Fisher sprints to the ring holding a Money in the Bank briefcase.

    "Fisher gonna cash in King! He wants the damn title!" JR howls.

    Fisher gives the Money in the Bank briefcase to the ref and they announce it is now a three way match for the NFL World Heavyweight Championship.

    Bruce Arians gets up and goes at Fisher like a mad man. Arians hits Fisher over and over until Fisher goes down to a knee.

    Arians screams at Fisher, "Defense ain't dead *****!"

    Arians lifts Fisher on his shoulders for an F5 as Heyman screams for him to finish it!


    Suddenly the Nationwide theme fills the arena.

    "CHICKEN PARM YOU TASTE SO GOOD"
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    Peyton Manning emerges from the back holding a chair to a standing ovation. The roof is coming off the arena.

    "Bah gawd King it's Peyton damn Manning! Business is about to pick up!" JR yells.

    Manning walks towards the ring pointing the chair at Arians as he holds Fisher on his shoulders.

    "Bah gawd King, Manning is trying help Fisher! What the hell is going on King?!? JR shouts.

    Fisher wiggles off the distracted shoulders of Arians and flings him into the corner.

    Manning throws the chair to Fisher but there is no power behind it and the chair hangs in the air a few seconds too long.

    Gus Bradley intercepts the chair.

    Bradley immediately hits Fisher in the head with the chair knocking him out.

    "My gawd King, someone stop the dayum match!" JR screams.

    Arians springs from the corner and spears Bradley.

    He grabs him by his Union Jack cape and lifts him on to his shoulders for the finishing F5.

    "Finish it!", Heyman screams.

    Arians drives Bradley into the mat with a devastating F5.

    He immediately pins Bradley.

    The crowd screams, " 1....2....3!!!"

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    There is no bell. There is no ref.

    "What the hell King, where is the ref!" JR yells. "Bah gawd King he left the ring and is trying to get Manning to sign his dayum shirt!"

    Arians gets up in disbelief as Heyman screams at the ref to get back in the ring.

    Just as the ref climbs back in the ring Fisher suddenly hits Arians with the roll up pin from behind.

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    The bell rings, Fisher has won it.

    "Bah gawd King, Fisher is gawd dayum champion! That snake did it King!" JR rants in disbelief.

    Fisher grabs the belt and jumps out of the ring to embrace Manning.

    Manning lifts Fisher's arm and they walk to the back as the Super Bowl Shuffles plays over the sound system.

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  6. Gunny

    Gunny Shoutbox Fuhrer

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    How bored are you?
     
  7. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow All-Pro

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    Pretty bored I bet
     
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  8. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    I wrote it during church so yea, pretty bored.
     
  9. The Hammer

    The Hammer Ace Degenerate

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    tl;dr

    h/t @Titans Eternal
     
  10. The Hammer

    The Hammer Ace Degenerate

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    HAHAHAHA you go to church!


    Sorry, when I was a kid we used to make fun of kids that had to go to church.
     
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