If Mett continues to struggle how long till CBJ??

Oh god, I actually feel dumber for reading that.

It's like iceturd and 520 spawned midget offspring, and brainwashed them, but it didn't work on one of them, and he rebelled.

Disturbing.

 

Playing QB is like having sex, only good if you know how to use it...

Mett is basically a virgin lol

 

Wow. Everyone on that site is ****ing horrible. Makes even the trolls here seem calm. Bad...

 

There is so much closet gayness going on at Titans Report I'm not sure how to even grasp it. Mariota's Boo is so obviously dying for Bruinbills to PM him about starting a secretive sexual affair, but Bruinbills is too shy to make the first move. Both of them check Titans Report daily, hoping for a (1) to pop up in their personal message box, fantasizing that on end of that message is the beginning of their new life together - the fulfillment of all of their phallic desires.

But it never happens because they're both so scared and simple to comprehend their own sexual feelings. So they both stare hopelessly into their white computer screens deep into the night. Mariota's Boo looks back emotionless at his "woman" in bed - the personification of the lies he's been living his whole life. Bruinbills caresses his foot-long dildo like a pet. "Maybe tomorrow," they think. "Maybe tomorrow."

"In he mean time, let me try to combat my insatiable desire for male genitalia by coming up with another slur... Let's see... I got it! 'cocksucker!' I'm gonna call someone a cocksucker! My masculinity lives to fight another existential crisis that I call a day!" Mariota's Boo thinks to himself. He crawls into bed, puts his thumb in his mouth, and sheds a spare tear, before finally and mercifully losing conscience.

Did I mention Titans Report is super gay?

 

That place scares me. It's like xbox live, in text form. Only the gayness is real.

 

Was going to check that thread but thanks to you guys for the heads up I seem to have avoided the ... er ...pinkness that pervades it. As far as CBJ goes , lets see him Sunday if Mariota isn't fit to go.

Can he hand off to Andrews all day ... yes , can he throw a screen to Fasano or Walker ... guess so. Bearing in mind Whiz's stellar ( bitterly ironic ) playbook , that ought to be enough.

 

legendary thread and well deserved lol

 

Start CBJ (if Mariota can't go) and I bet we beat the cows sunday

 

When he gets traded and plays the Titans