Official goTitans Mariota Roast Thread

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by XO, Dec 11, 2017.

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  1. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    Get em

    Mary so soft he says "thank you" after sex.

    Mary so soft his momma still makes him come inside before the street lights come on.


    Mary so soft his dad still cuts up his meat for him.

     
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  2. 8and8

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    Mariota's mom puts his straws in his Capri-Suns for him.

    Mary is so soft he gets bullied by Keaton Jones.
     
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  3. SawdustMan

    SawdustMan #ChampChamp

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    Are you the one who said the Fresh Prince one in sb? I was gonna post it but didn't wanna steal the high fives.
     
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  4. 8and8

    8and8 Starter

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    Nah I think that was @Deuce Wayne so steal away. Lol
     
  5. 520

    520 2020 GOAT CHAMP from 3-7 to champ

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    Mariota buys replica money in the bank briefcases
     
  6. 520

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    Mariota asks for boneless mild wings sauce on side Incase it’s too hot
     
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  7. 520

    520 2020 GOAT CHAMP from 3-7 to champ

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    Mariota idolized al Borland
     
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  8. HurrayTitans!

    HurrayTitans! Useless trivia knowledge champion

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    I don't think so tim.
     
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  9. GeronimoJackson

    GeronimoJackson Brainwashed by the Left. Now I am free.

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    Marcus listens to Coldplay and makes spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread.
     
  10. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    Mariota thinks Cool Ranch Doritos are spicy
     
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