Official goTitans Mariota Roast Thread

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by XO, Dec 11, 2017.

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  1. titanthakur

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    Mariota so soft Mularkey had to go to his house and convince his momma to let him play football
     
  2. VondyP

    VondyP Undisputed 2QBeaver Champion

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    thaky those were weak as hell, weaker than Mariota
     
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  3. titanthakur

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    Mariota so soft his favorite holiday is Easter because of the scavenger hunts.
     
  4. 8and8

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    Mariota's mom cuts the crust off of his sandwiches.
     
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  5. titanthakur

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    Mariota so soft he drinks apple juice and pretends it's beer.
     
  6. titanthakur

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    Mariota reads the Hardy Boys.
     
  7. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne NOW Y'ALL GET THE MESSICH?!

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    Das me.
     
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  8. titanthakur

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    Mariota's favorite restaurant is Chuck E Cheese.
     
  9. titanthakur

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    Mariota's favorite band is Fall Out Boy
     
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  10. titanthakur

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    Mariota got traded to the Raiders but his parents wouldn't let him move to Vegas.
     
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