Official goTitans Mariota Roast Thread

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by XO, Dec 11, 2017.

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  1. 12th Titan

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    At least we know why his knees are wobbly. Growing up in Hawaii he was constantly getting leied. He even got leied twice onstage at the Heisman ceremony.
     
  2. Riverman

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    Mariota has candles in his bathroom.
     
  3. Riverman

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    Mariota knows the difference between fuscha and mauve.
     
  4. Riverman

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    Mariota eats off his girls’plate.
     
  5. Mitch86

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    I can't believe I read 8 pages of this and not one of them was even remotely humorous. Great job, guys.
     
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  7. SuperMariota

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    Roast him all you want. And some of this is humerous. But the press did get an apology today. Not sure that would have happened if it was someone other than himself. He is what he is...for better or for worse.
     
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  8. TheBisco

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    Urgent Update Alert: "Mariota Magic" has High Fived "SuperMariota."
     
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  10. TheBisco

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    Report from the Department of the Obvious: SuperMariota joined in 2015 and Mariota Magic (too cute) joined less than 2 months ago.
     
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