Here's to you, Reggie Bush!

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by SEC 330 BIPOLAR, Sep 25, 2007.

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  1. SEC 330 BIPOLAR

    SEC 330 BIPOLAR jive turkey

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    by swtbound07

    Reggie Bush, I salute you.

    You are the unquestioned master of the reception for 5 yard loss.

    You are the lord of hording goal-line carries. Good for you. Nevermind that your team carried you the other 99 yards, you sir, you EARNED that one.

    You are the undisputed master of dropping the wide open screen pass in the end zone. Nobody does it better buddy.

    You are a pioneer and an innovator, making us mere mortals bend to your statistical whims, adding up your punt returns, receptions, and occasional rushes to come up with this new stat called "all purpose yards". yes, you have us tricked into thinking 25 punt return yards are equivalent to 25 rushing yards. Nice.

    You have the world entranced into thinking you are a first round fantasy player, while in reality the odds of you ever rushing for 100 yards in a game consistently are...nonexistant.

    You leap joyously into the stands, celebrating personal glory. You be sure to hang onto that ball buddy, you don't find the end zone very often.

    We are all proud of you for not letting your shortcomings effect your performance. We are sympathetic to your needs, and recognize your inability to run up the middle.

    The city of new orleans loves you reggie. You have fans everywhere you go. The Visa commercial tells me so.

    I just have one small favor to ask, Mr. Reggie Bush, A.K.A. the human highlight reel, glorious player extraordinaire, obviously slighted by the indignity of being picked #2 overall. Just a small request really. Now that Deuce Mcallister is gone (You know, the real football player your team had), perhaps now would be a good time to maybe broaden your horizons. Its okay reggie, you really CAN be more than a decoy. People believe in you. I don't. I think your a worthless pile of dog crap, but hey, i've been wrong before. Go be a 20 carry a game back. I bet it ends great for you! Be a leader...carry your 0-3 team out of the cellar. You can do it Reg! Break a leg! No really....break a leg so the world shuts up about you. Cheers, you insufferable *****.
     
  2. TitanMarc

    TitanMarc Starter

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    Hmmm....I'm no Reggie fan but geeesh....This post wreaks......

    :banned:
     
  3. wg53

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    I'd have to agree with the guy.

    The Media has already anointed the guy as one of the greatest. When he has yet to do crap in the league.

    He's so overrated it isn't even funny.
    All the guy tries to do is hit the corner. This isn't the Weak Pac-10 it is the NFL.
     
  4. titanbuoy

    titanbuoy medium rare ®

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    I actually kind of like Regis, but funny is funny (and honestly, it's pretty dead on as well). I'd love to post it at saintsreport.
     
  5. theprizdfighter

    theprizdfighter Newb to the 19.5°

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    All I'm wondering is what Bush did to Bipolar.
     
  6. ico4498

    ico4498 Guest

    sounds like someone is a bit embittered at Reggie's contribution to their fantasy team.
     
  7. wg53

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    Bipolar didn't write that.....
     
  8. theprizdfighter

    theprizdfighter Newb to the 19.5°

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    Icic. My burst Bipolar.
     
  9. Alex1939

    Alex1939 Space Invaders Champion

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    I really think this is an excellent rant from a Texans fan that is tired of all the crap they've gotten for drafting Mario.

    I still think Reggie is going to have a good career, just not as good as what was hyped... and certainly not as good as Vince's! :bighomer:
     
  10. PickledMidget

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    Texan fans are even bitter about players not on their team. Sheesh.
     
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