Delusional Dolts fans

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by Big TT, Aug 25, 2011.

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  1. Hoffa

    Hoffa Freak you you freakin' freak

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    First game I took my wife to, she asked, "Where's that yellow line across the field they have to cross for a first down?"...true story...:ha:

    Since then, she's learned a lot from Tailgating with Titanium...:yes:
     
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  2. Tight Uns

    Tight Uns I'm a girl, dude

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    Eh, I guess I have to tell the idiotic story about my sister.

    We were watching a Vols game and she was watching up in her room. As it was going into the half, the Vols got the ball back with just a few seconds on the clock. They decided to kneel on the ball. Of course, the announcer said, "they take a knee to go into halftime."

    My lovely blonde sister comes into the room and said, "Oh my gosh, this is a great game....but what's an E?"

    Me: What do you mean?

    Her: They said that they took an E to go to halftime.



    Sigh.
     
  3. Fry

    Fry Welcome to the land of tomorrow!

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    She's incredibly sports challenged. She played soccer and volleyball in high school, but that's all she knows.

    She calls the endzone, "the spot on the field that's painted."

    Touchdowns are homeruns.

    I tried to go on YouTube to show her what a sack was. The only good thing that came out of that was me getting to say, "I'm going to show you what a sack looks like."
     
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  4. Titanium

    Titanium TITANFN Staff

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    Ha!

    Women sent to the kitchen

    Men who send women to the kitchen -- Women send men to the couch

    We aint that stupid ;)
     
  5. Aqutis30

    Aqutis30 Do you mind - NOT being a Motaur?

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    I have noticed by interacting with some of my female friends that they enjoy football, but they have very short attention spans. It makes one wonder if substituting the football with a tied up pair of shoes or a leather purse would help them be more attentive?
     
  6. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    The problem is that I've done this many times. I just pick the wrong women. That's all.
     
  7. Hoffa

    Hoffa Freak you you freakin' freak

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    You don't pick them, they pick you...
     
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  8. nickmsmith

    nickmsmith Most poverty RB core.

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    My gf moaned and groaned the whole game when we went to see the Home opener last year, to the point that I told her that I'd be glad to go without her. I'd be glad to go to a game by myself. I'm not going to buy another ticket just to get grumbled at the whole game. At least some girls can pretend to enjoy it. But somehow I know she'll be accompanying me to at least 1 or 2 tailgates this year. :)
     
  9. CheeseheadTitan

    CheeseheadTitan Pro Bowler Tip Jar Donor

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    The secret to married longevity is four words...

    You're right, I'm sorry.

    Seriously though, I gave up on educating my wife about football about 15 years ago...just built a mancave in every residence since then.
     
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  10. Hoffa

    Hoffa Freak you you freakin' freak

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    I disagree. The secret is COMPROMISE...
     
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