Discussion in 'Smack Central' started by SEC 330 BIPOLAR, Apr 17, 2006.
ha ha... made you look.
ok. he's nice. that's a plus. i'm sure jay is a heck of a guy.
that's still nine more reasons to go as to why Jay Cutler is better than a sack of potatos...
9 more reasons why Cutler is better than a sack of potatoes - part 1
9. A sack of taters might make a good meal, but it can't throw a football more than 8 or 9 yards. Cutler can throw accurately at least 11 yards.
8. Cutler can grow hair, taters only grow those root looking things.
7. Cutler eats taters for supper.
6. Jay Cutler's eyes are permanently attached to his head, unlike this guy.
5. Jay Cutler is likely not coveted by Napoleon Dynamite.
4. Cutler never inflicted famine on the Irish.
3. As far as I know, no one has ever dared to call Cutler "Crinkle Cut."
2. Cutler had absolutely nothing to do with the freedom fries fiasco. Potatoes, on the other hand were right in the middle of the fracas...
1. :rum Roll Please:: To get Cutler in your stadium, it'll cost your team several million dollars. You can get fried taters at any stadium for $5 or less.
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