10 Things You Did Not Know About Me (you that is)

You're not going first?

 

some trivial chit off the top of my head

1. Cycled daily for three straight years without missing a single day (not easy in Canada)
2. Got high daily for two straight years without missing a single day (not easy in Canada?)
3. Can go weeks without drinking anything other than water, diet pepsi and coffee.
4. Since I was sixteen, I've only been unemployed once... for three months in '97
5. I have been convicted of a felony offence
6. At 17 I won a bet by drinking my 30 year old, biker brother in law under the table... downed 24 beers in one evening
7. I'm unbreakable... I've never broken a bone... but I have suffered many a nasty gash
8. I don't believe in chit... until chit happens*
9. I've groped a transsexual's big fake silicone tittays... meh.. why not.
10. I haven't had a glass of milk in over a decade

* - ripped from the late great Bernie Mac...

argh when can we all just accept that everyone says and no one is offended by the word s h i t (not just here but everywhere... in a pinch it's such a handy word)

 

1. I play sport right handed (throw, kick etc) but do everything else left handed.
2. I don't have a middle name.
3. I've represented my country in sport.
4. To make my mum happy I used to drink my peas because I hated the taste.
5. I don't drink. Never have.
6. Never smoked, or done drugs (aside from over the counter medicine)
7. I was at Jeff Fisher's first ever game as Head Coach
8. For some reason I feel really comfortable in a bookstore or library
9. I think Hadron Collider is the greatest name for a machine ever.
10. I'd turn gay for: Michael Jordan, Matt Damon, Greg Inglis or Hugh Jackman

 

1.Never been on a Airplane
2.Never been to a theme park
3.Never did any drugs
4.I Beat off Every Morning before work
5.I pick my nose and flick the buger in the floor
6.I hit my dog
7.Ive peed in the bathroom sink before while brushing my teeth.
8.I Smell my fingers after i wipe my butt
9.I'm not circumcised
10. I never been to a strip club.

 

Does that really count? It's obvious your mom did...

 

1. At age 5, I had to wear leg braces like Forest Gump.
2. I have a science degree, as well as a degree in culinary arts.
3. At age 10, I started a fire in my parents basement that destroyed it.
4. Once I pointed a loaded gun at someone and very nearly pulled the trigger.
5. I like bird watching.
6. I hate fishing.
7. I have ran nude in public.
8. On different occasions, I have shaken hands with Neil Diamond and James Brady.
9. I hate WWII movies.
10. I would rather spend time alone than around other people.

 

1. Though I'm always accused due to my sense of humor: I've never done drugs. Only drink casually- and never been drunk. Refuse to take even an aspirin.

2. I was a foreign exchange student. (Fuji, Japan)

3. When I was about 17 I was featured on the MTV show "TRL", and in a lot of teen magazines due to looking like Justin Timberlake. The resemblance has since worn off as he actually aged and I still look 16. Greatest days of my life though- Thanks JT.

4. I've been expelled from school twice. Once for accidentally stabbing a kid with a pencil while fighting another (pencil in hand while punching and he came between us). The other for hitting the principal with a pen thrown at someone else. (we were joking around though)

5. I moved 2 hours away to live with my dad while in high school simply because there were no more girls left to date in my home town/surrounding area.

6. I have a third nipple.

7. I once wrecked a rental car. The only damage was to the hood (wouldn't open) and a bit on the bumper (smashed emblem, tag, etc). I returned it without telling my mom (her rental) and never heard back from the rental company.

8. I instruct weekly hiphop dance classes.

9. I once shot a nail through my hand that popped my thumb out of place. Gangster.

10. I set 2 company records in the largest corporation in the world. Both at different positions... and both poorly rewarded.

 

1. I've been to a Superbowl (XXVI) via Al Gore's tickets.
2. I've never been to a MLB game.
3. I am closer to age with some of my nieces/nephews than I am some brothers.
4. For years I used to eat Egg,Bacon,Cheese sandwich every day for breakfast.
5. I do not eat lunch.
6. I've never traveled outside of North or South America.
7. I've been to a doctor once in the last 10 years (for strep throat).
8. I throw my shoulder out of socket at least once a year every year since I was 16.
9. I am allergic to penicillin.
10. I am stronger than Keith Bulluck.