A few tailgate menu ideas for the 2009 home games: Houston Cows - Moo! Indianapolis Jackasses - Horsemeat? Not really edible for humans, better used in dogfood. Jacksonville *****cats - Since we have two home games a year with them, there's nothing like home cooking! Buffalo Bills - Buffalo meat? Aw, the hell with it, cow meat is a suitable substitute. Miami Dolphins - Fish fry! San Diego Retreaters - The French are known for retreating. French food? (yuck) Arizona Cardinals - Red-hot wings St. Louis Sheep - Lamb chops, nuttin but mutton Hey, I want to hear from you guys! What ideas have you got?