25 Minutes of Fail Video

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  1. GTFO my pancakz

    GTFO my pancakz S.D.M.F.

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    I swear I dated the girl at 7:30. Same smile, voice, and reaction and that's very weird. Always lived on the east or west coast also. No tatas tho blah.
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  2. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    I saw a girl I used to live with for a bit when I was younger on Suicide Girls. We used to take dramamine and dry hump as teens.
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  3. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

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    Fun story, 2007 ish

    I went through a phase years ago.
    Loved the Suicide Girls.
    The alt look, tattoos and all was it.
    There were a couple I followed.
    Thought they were so sexy as ****.
    There was one I crushed on hard.

    Months go by.

    I'm downtown Nashville, going bar to bar.
    Buddy starts chatting up girls.
    I'm not paying attention,
    I was down at the time, loving my drink.
    I get up and go to the bathroom.
    Come back and my buddy pulls me over.
    Two girls, he is all on one.
    Wants me to wingman the other. Okay.
    Sit down next to her, loving my drink.
    Look up as buddy introduces us...



    Girl is pale, large breasts, tattoos,
    She is built like a goddess,
    Immediately familiar face, oh god.

    it is the girl I've been spanking it to online for weeks.
    What's the chance? The incredible odds?
    I reverted to 13 year old boy mode.
    Couldn't find words at all.

    I was awkward, both girls bailed.
    Friend was angry, told him.
    Joked on relentlessly, deserved it.

    Me ↓
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  4. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

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    Epilogue

    Continued to spank it to her pics following the soul crushing event. No shame.
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  5. Finnegan2win

    Finnegan2win hopesfall2win

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    XO.. know the rules son

    Pics or GTFO.
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  6. Finnegan2win

    Finnegan2win hopesfall2win

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    12:46

    WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK.
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  7. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

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    Suicide Girl from middle Tennessee area.

    There can't be that many.

    Probably the same one TE dry humped on Dramamine.
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  8. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    Then you went to Nikki Minaj:disappointed:



    house cracker
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  9. Big TT

    Big TT Pro Bowler

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    Dunce has a car...figured him for a vespa kind of guy. Or public transit of course. LOL
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  10. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    Was her name August?

    :anon:
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