Can Anyone Find Any Humor In This Joke About Our Season?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by CKTitan, Oct 28, 2009.

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  1. CKTitan

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    A buddy of mine sent me this text set to the music from Halloween:

    BREAKING NEWS:Terror Alert in Nashville, Tennessee

    Nashville(TN) The Tennessee Titans football practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Jeff Fisher immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

    After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance was the GOAL LINE.

    Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

    IDK about you folks but has our season become that bad of a joke?:hmm:
     
    #1 CKTitan, Oct 28, 2009
  4. pettso

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    I'm all for funny jokes about how bad the season has been, but that is just really f'ing bad. I doubt that'd even draw a laugh on the Texans boards...
     
    #2 pettso, Oct 28, 2009
  7. Psychop1

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    Only because they've heard em' all. :wink2:
     
    #3 Psychop1, Oct 29, 2009
  10. titanflamer

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    It was kinda funny a couple years ago about some other team.
     
    #4 titanflamer, Oct 29, 2009
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    Titan's Joke of the Day:

    A Titan's fan left 2 Titans vs Jags tickets on the dashboard in his car while shopping at a Walmart store. He was sure someone would break into his car and steal them.

    After shopping and as he approached his car he could see that, indeed, his car was broken into as he could see that his passenger side window had been smashed in.

    But to his amazement, not only were his tickets still there, but 2 additional Titans/Jags tickets were left there.
     
    #5 TygerNeo, Oct 29, 2009
  16. A.D.

    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    Those are all old jokes, at least 20 years old. So is this one:

    Did you hear the (name a team) have a drug problem?

    They're getting drug up and down the field.

    (groan)
     
    #6 A.D., Oct 29, 2009
  19. Childress79

    Childress79 Loungefly ®

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    What has 8 feet and no balls?

    Titans defensive Line:hmm:
     
    #7 Childress79, Oct 29, 2009
  22. TygerNeo

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    Joke of the Season:

    Tennessee Titans!

    Get the brown paper bags out!
     
    #8 TygerNeo, Oct 29, 2009
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