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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 520, Dec 23, 2014.

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  1. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    I hate Laurel.

    Bury her alive with bullet ants and a revolver with no bullets.


    I won't lie. I've never found a female to be funny. Ever.
     
  2. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    No combination of shows I have ever watched could be as bad as the combination of Arrow, Flash, and Constantine.
     
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  3. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    Penises are better to have, women gotta deal with leakage and stuffing themselves with tampons. Its much better being able to whip it out and shake it twice when you gotta go.
     
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  4. 520

    520 2020 GOAT CHAMP from 3-7 to champ

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    So you'd rather have a penis than a vag huh
     
  5. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    Id rather keep my penis than day dream about a swampy snatch
     
  6. nickmsmith

    nickmsmith Most poverty RB core.

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    you are spot on. Fallon sucks a big one.

    Most women are not funny. Bridesmaids (evidently the pinnacle of female funniness) was not funny.

    Sarah Silverman is not funny.

    Chelsea Handler is not funny.

    Tina Fey/Amy Poehler are not funny.

    Melissa McCarthy isn't either.

    Pitch Perfect was not funny.

    Most females are just not funny, without a male character to prop the character up.. May sound sexist, but it's true.

    Peggy Hill was funny just because of the Hill family dynamic.

    Peggy Bundy was funny because she made Al's life a living hell.

    I thought the women on Reno 911 were funny.

    Give these women/characters their own shows.. and they would crash hard.



    Female stand up comedians are painful to watch. they are the pits.
     
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  7. Gunny

    Gunny Shoutbox Fuhrer

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    Seems like the secret of funny women is naming them Peggy.
     
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  8. nickmsmith

    nickmsmith Most poverty RB core.

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    yep. Also Lois, on Malcolm in the middle.. extremely funny.

    But the female ensemble movies/shows really don't do it for me. But I'm sure I'm far from their target audience
     
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  9. XO

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    Captain Marvel will be Marvel's first bust since it is a female lead. Unless they throw in an equal male lead, which they will... Betting on Nova or Adam Warlock.
     
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  10. nickmsmith

    nickmsmith Most poverty RB core.

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    yeah. people even discussing a scarjo solo Marvel movie.. Not going to happen. It's simply not going to draw interest. Females would rather see Hemsworth, Downey jr. or Chris Evans.. and so would males.

    Nobody wants to see some testosterone packed superhero movie, with a scrawny female as the solo lead. It may be doable.. but it will take some magic, and a great story.
     
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