Creative writing thingy

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  1. 520

    520 2020 GOAT CHAMP from 3-7 to champ

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    So, I'm about to purchase my first resraurant in the coming near future, and was looking for some funny unique bathroom ideas.

    What I kinda wasn't is either a story or a bunch of quotes to write like calligraphy style on the whole inside of the door. Anyone wanna give it a shot and come up with something funny? Or just let this thread RIP.
     
  2. GoT

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    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who drove to Arizona in a rust bucket
    When he got there the restaurant was bare
    So he said "...
     
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  3. Dee

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    FUUUUUCK IT!!!!
     
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  4. Gunny

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    Put this in fancy writing:

    Some people come here to sit and think
    Some people come here to **** and stink
    But I come here to scratch my balls
    And write upon the dunny walls.
     
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  6. Gunny

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    Ftfy
     
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  7. 520

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  8. GoT

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    open that thing under an LLC and leverage the hades out of it.

    insane number of restaurants fail. Might as well fail with OPM

    And if you succeed then pay off the loans and pretend you knew that would happen all along
     
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  9. 520

    520 2020 GOAT CHAMP from 3-7 to champ

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    Oh ya def. Doing llc. Many restaurants do fail, though I'm in a unique position to take over a already profitable resraurant the owners just hate the bizness. For less than the equipment inside is worth..pretty freaking sweet situation
     
  10. nickmsmith

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    Cool. Good luck. Restaurant business is tough. People will also purposely come in and complain just to get free stuff. And one bad day from one staff member can ruin a business in a split second. But there are tons of success stories too, especially taking over an established successful business.

    What kind of food is it?
     
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