Creative writing thingy

The obvious choice...

Vince Young bought Mel Kipers old toupee on eBay to the dismay of family and friends of Jose Cuervo who is a drunk Mexican.

In other news Vince Young bought a book on quarterback for dummies, but had trouble figuring out which plays were hotdogs, so he called friend Michael Vick, interrupting Vick's daily square dancing rally. Vince young bought tickets to the Stephenson show, a drag show with a cast Wilford Brimley, Jessie, 2 sybians, Vienna Sausage and, LenDale's fat rolls.
Later Vince swallowed the juice of his delicious sausage which isn't innuendo, it's Jimmy Dean. On weekends Vince strolls the aisles of his local supermarket punching children for being more prepared for professional football than he was at age twenty-five, he proceeded shirtless, with friends. Rocket science is Vince Young's minor,turnovers are his favorite breakfast food.

Once Vince cried in Kerry's arms because Kenny G made him feel like a natural woman. His operation made his eye ooze something disgustingly resembling Peyton Manning's special home-made thick and chunky mustache. Manning is wishing he was dope as 520, oils tony dungys left-over sauerbraten every time he watches Baywatch and gets pickles on his purple pickle platter.

This one time Vince and Pac hit up some gay bars in glitter and jorts with J.Garcia driving. Of all people who shouldn't be seen with two violators of the
Pimp and Ho and Math Skills Institute of Tennessee.

Their mortal enemy, Wilford Brimley, enjoyed his Shredded Wheat given rectally by Darth vader. Then oatmeal enemas were loaded for Brimley in a german cafe near Havana. Jeff Fisher believes Wilford is a ghost writer for Tarantino. He also knows the way to San Jose (apparently), but forgets his moustache prefers Albuquerque.

Meanwhile, Reynaldo Hill was arrested for sucking horribly. Suicide was his drink of choice but the bar decided to deny him the right to live, so he and Justin Mccariens bought two pumpkins and shoved them straight up Chow's chow-chow's rectum. When the pumpkin got eaten out and carved they began to apply Head-On directly to Chow's prolapsed cloaca.

Vince and Pac learned of Hill's sex change operation by accident when they witnessed his boyfriend shoving his tongue in his plastic change wallet. With two dimes wedged between his dreadlocks, the boyfriend suddenly spontaneously combusted into a bloody cup of albert schwitzers dentures.

Cat Stevens is now changing his name to Pac Diddy Bending Rodriguez Jambalaya. Vince then decided to change his to Cat Stevens Dick Richard III. Jeff Fisher thought his own name was Latin for "Settle for Three". Then outta nowhere, Tony Romo and RuPaul shared a cucumber, to use as a spinning Jessica Simpson toy. They flicked the idiot switch on and were electrocuted by bolts of green vegetable lightning. "The End or just the beginning" was shouted by John Madden as he played with brett farves hair (down below). Fortunately, Favre used Garnier-Fructis hemroid cream on his dangling right sideburn. However, Mike Tyson says "any chicken legs found in my shorts without cajun gravy get thrown out!

In other news, Boris Karloff was the father of luke skywalker and 2 Live Crew, but never owned a "piece of crap" car like that Bela Lugosi. Kenny Britt and 520 and JCBrave smoked a blunt, but choked on the chicken legs out of fear of swallowing the Zach Mettenburger's special sauce.

The monkey they raped had tested positive on the Wonderlic, and scored higher than all three at poop shooting. Rusty Smith proved that he had Tourette Syndrome by defiling Bud Adams' old rain poncho, which ironically made rain on your irritated lower intestine.

That being said, rain is refreshing but piss is JCB's favorite pastime next to sun-dried tobacco manning faces.

JCB's nickname Nex Chinz, was given before he died.

2 Chinz would be reborn under a third chin, known as Chinz Cubed, or Menton Trois. Suddenly, the ghost with three chins woke up with revenge on her old cigar-like mind. Jeepers Creepers promptly undid his pants only to reveal the tiniest set of boobies. The picture of Albert Haynesworth naked totally perked them rubbery pencil erasers fully erect on JC Brave's giant Peyton Manning fathead. He stroked his ostrich-like neck and pencil-thin not a penis, wearing out his sun dried tobacco. Friction-caused fire to the hairy lass's nether-regions forced JCBrave's hand to fan the smoldering remnants of his former life.

Then exactly 37 dwarves popped out of JCBrave's chins and overly gaping boy pouch. Dripping profusely, he wiggled JPP's thumb until it fell off. Eagerly, JCB proceeded posting on Gotitans.com. This thread will continue into the 22nd annual BBW convention. Where 520 is actively seeking a rubbery molded fist.

520 liks cheesey buttcheeks with JCB from the McDonald's behind the Exxon with Zach Mettenberger. Zach lifted 520 while Lewan choked on a dingleberry laid by CRUDS, the rock superstar.