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Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by GoT, May 28, 2008.

  1. A.D.

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    This past week, America lost advice columnist Abigail Van Buren, better known as "Dear Abby". Over the years, Abby was a source of wit, wisdom and common sense to those seeking her assistance. Here's an example of some great advice from one of her columns:

    Dear Abby,
    My life sucks and I don't know what to do.
    Signed,
    Colts fan sucking in Indiana

    Dear Colts fan,
    Your case is hopeless, you will suck forever.
    Signed,
    Abby
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    After fifty years, his dream still holds true...

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  3. Hoffa

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    Manti announces that he hopes to play for the Colts because,

    "I had a girlfriend for 3 years that would never would suck, and everyone knows the COLTS SUCK everyday!"...

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  4. GoT

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    and another Hoffa sighting!
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  5. Hoffa

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    Annie Luck admitted she enjoys farting in public...

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    The Pro Bowl is a joke, and the COLTS SUCK again...

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  6. A.D.

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    It seems there is a little bit of confusion about Groundhog Day in regard to whether the groundhog sees or doesn't see his shadow. As a reminder, here's how it works:
    • If the groundhog sees his shadow, it means the Colts will continue to SUCK.
    • If the groundhog doesn't see his shadow, it means the Colts will continue to SUCK.

    Hope that helps.

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    Ratbirds winning really sucks. But not as much as :coltssuck:.

    COLTS SUCK. Every. Damn. Day.

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    While most people will celebrate Mardi Gras, the folks in Indy will celebrate Mardi Suck (translation: Tuesday Suck), in remembrance of one of the seven days the COLTS SUCK every week.

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  10. Hoffa

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    Even the friggin' eggheads know...

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    Happy Ash Wednesday to everyone, except the colts fans, who it's Happy Ass Wednesday for. No big deal, since they act like asses everyday of the week. To be more accurate, for Colts fans, today is happy Horses Ass Wednesday, which they celebrate by diddling each other. Something they also do everyday...

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