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Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by GoT, May 28, 2008.

  1. JiminyBillyBob

    JiminyBillyBob Starter

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    Q: Where do you see more sucking? In a Gay Porn movie or a Colts Game?

    A: Easy. A Colts Game
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  2. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Wake up and die right Tip Jar Donor

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    This chick likes sucking

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  3. Hoffa

    Hoffa Freak you you freakin' freak

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    It's Saturday, and yep, the COLTS still SUCK...!!!

    :coltssuck::howdy::coltssuck:
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  4. Hoffa

    Hoffa Freak you you freakin' freak

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    Colts Franchise Player...
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    Colts tag a drunk, dopehead punter as their "Franchise".
    What else would you expect from a team that SUCKS everyday?
    At least their fanbase is happy...

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    :coltssuck::drunk:
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  5. A.D.

    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    Daylight Savings Time will begin Sunday morning for most of America. Be sure to set your clocks ahead one hour.

    Colts fans don't need to change their clocks. They will remain on Standard Suck Time.

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    :coltssuck: :truedat: :coltsblow:
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  6. NewHorizans

    NewHorizans Titans Ruckus (oYo) Tip Jar Donor

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    Even Might Morphin Power Rangers Video Game knows when a Colt is playing. Sorry Andrew Luck, better try Dance Dance Revolution!

    COLTS SUCK!!!:coltsblow::coltssuck:
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  7. A.D.

    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    You've seen some of the happy folks in the Geico commercials. Who do you think is happiest?

    A witch in a broom factory
    Dikembe Mutombo blocking a shot
    Gallagher at a farmers market
    Dracula volunteering at a blood drive
    A body builder directing traffic
    Eddie Money running a travel agency
    An antelope with night vision goggles
    Or the folks in the newest commercial, Colts at a Suck Convention...

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    :coltssuck: :yes: :coltsblow:
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  8. A.D.

    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    An Indiana couple, both Colts fans, were discussing their finances one night.

    "We need to start saving money," the pig said, "so you have to quit drinking beer."

    "But what about all the money you spend on makeup?" the moron who married her asked.

    "That's so I can look pretty for you," the pig replied.

    And the moron said, "that's what the beer is for."

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  9. A.D.

    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    More pictures from the latest Suck Convention...

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    The keynote speaker...

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    As usual, the Suck Convention was held again in Indy. It's where most of the people who suck live, so having it in Indy means less time for travel and more time for SUCK.
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  10. A.D.

    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    Why do Colts wear shoes with TGIF written on them?

    To remind them that Toes Go In First.

    :coltssuck: :truedat: :obvious:
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