Smack Daily Reminder

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by GoT, May 28, 2008.

  1. A.D.

    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    Why do people put Colts stickers on their cars?

    So they can park in handicapped places.

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  2. A.D.

    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    Excerpts from article:

    :loser: :coltssuck: :nod:
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  3. A.D.

    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    It's a new month and here's the Titans' beautiful Miss August:

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    The Colts have a fugly fat slut for their Miss August. It's the same fugly fat slut who was Miss July. The Colts use the same fugly fat slut as their calendar girl every month. She's the purtiest one they've got. The heifer can also devour a quadruple cheeseburger in a single bite.

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    :disbelief:

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  4. A.D.

    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    Security officers check to make sure all Colts fans are bringing enough SUCK with them.

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    The security officers said they have never had to deny access to a Colts fan for not sucking enough.

    :coltssuck: :yes: :coltsblow:
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  5. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Wake up and die right Tip Jar Donor

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    That big guy could probably suck a whole lot.
  6. A.D.

    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    Doctors at the University of Indiana Medical Center announced today they have performed the world's first successful hemorrhoid transplant. The recipient was a Colts fan from Indiana and the donor was a Titans fan from Tennessee. Doctors said the procedure raised the IQ of both the patient and the donor.

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  7. 5tweezyPOT

    5tweezyPOT Pro Bowler

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    my son spoke his first words today...he sais olts uck.....anyone wanna guess what he was tryna say
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  8. TitanJeff

    TitanJeff Kahuna Grande Staff

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    I want to announce that we've moved one of the longest-running threads to the main Titans & NFL Forum because I'm removing the "Smack Central" area. Any smack threads now can have a Smack button added so those not interested in such things can avoid it.

    Oh, and the Colts still suck.
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  9. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor Tip Jar Donor

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  10. Hoffa

    Hoffa Freak you you freakin' freak

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    Colts unveil 2013 season theme...

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    ...Colts added disclaimer that theme does not indicate that Luck, or any person connected to the Indianapolis Colts organization in any form (even the macro microscopic amount) does not suck...for in fact all Colts players/personal, fans, mascots, citizens of Indianapolis, the entire state of Indiana, and anything with matter that has affiliated itself even remotely with the Indianapolis Colts DOES indeed SUCK every damn day...

    We're one preseason game into 2013, what say you brown stain Annie?

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