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Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by GoT, May 28, 2008.

  1. GoT

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  2. Zappa71

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    as much as I hate the colts and as much as they suck....I say we lock this thread down till we beat Andrew suck. then we can truly let them know how bad they suck
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    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    The Colts had their end of season physicals yesterday, which included a rectal exam for every player. Annie told the doctor to stick two fingers in him so he could get a second opinion.

    Annie enjoyed it so much that he decided to hire his own proctologist to give him a rectal exam every day. Of course, he selected the one with the biggest finger.

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    This is the guy Annie chose.

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    :biglaugh: Too Funny!!!!
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    How do you stop an Indianapolis Colts player from beating his wife?

    Dress her in a New England jersey :coltssuck:
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  7. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    After Annie choked in the playoffs like Peyton, the Colts sent him to see a sports psychologist.

    The shrink diagnosed Annie with multiple personalities. The shrink added that every one of Annie's personalities SUCK.

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    COLTS OFFSEASON MEMORIES
    Jim Irsay:
    "I remember the time Peyton was showing me how he held Kenny Chesneys buns while being straddled, and I was wishing he would just shut up...""

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    Bill Polian:
    "I remember that day we didn't suck, wait, that's never happened...Oh my, I just sharted myself again...MOMMY?"

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    Pat Mcafee:
    "I remember that game I spiked the gatorade with Yager, man, and took major hits off our industrial bong, man, and then dauhhhhhhh, I CAN'T REMEMBER MAN....anyone wanna go for a swim, man?"

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