I know that you are probably busy counting all that money the Titans threw at you. On top of that you are probably sitting somewhere contemplating on how to spend it. At least you were kind enough to send the Titans your twin brother to play in your place. Unfortunately, as you can see, your twin brother sucks really bad. He runs like a girl and is better suited for ballet than football. So, please come back and join the team. They need you! So hurry back! Run, Chris, run. Also, you might want to think about bringing in some Rolex watches for your O-line. Maybe they need a little incentive before they start to run block. Before I forget; please remind your teammates that the bye week is over and they were supposed to show up at LP Field to play the cows on Sunday. Let's try this again this coming Sunday against the Dolts. P.S.: In the mean time tell your twin brother there is nothing wrong with carrying the ball across the line of scrimmage. I know there are lots of bad bad men that are trying to tackle him, but please let him know to try running past them and not in the opposite direction towards the own endzone.