Dear Chris Johnson

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by Luke Smartwater, Oct 25, 2011.

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  1. Luke Smartwater

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    I know that you are probably busy counting all that money the Titans threw at you. On top of that you are probably sitting somewhere contemplating on how to spend it.
    At least you were kind enough to send the Titans your twin brother to play in your place. Unfortunately, as you can see, your twin brother sucks really bad. He runs like a girl and is better suited for ballet than football. So, please come back and join the team. They need you! So hurry back! Run, Chris, run.

    Also, you might want to think about bringing in some Rolex watches for your O-line. Maybe they need a little incentive before they start to run block.

    Before I forget; please remind your teammates that the bye week is over and they were supposed to show up at LP Field to play the cows on Sunday. Let's try this again this coming Sunday against the Dolts.

    P.S.: In the mean time tell your twin brother there is nothing wrong with carrying the ball across the line of scrimmage. I know there are lots of bad bad men that are trying to tackle him, but please let him know to try running past them and not in the opposite direction towards the own endzone.
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  2. PitBull

    PitBull Bred to Brawl

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    Response from Johnson:

    I hear you, but sorry I'd rather just stand around during games acting like I care while trying to dish out the remainder of my contract years. Do you think I'm stupid putting my body in risk of long term damage? I'd like to use my $53mil happily when I'm done with football rather than spend it on doctors to fix me up after I retire. Heck i got paid, what else would i play for? $53mil ain't nothing but a number, so quit *****in' and try to enjoy what I give you. I'm not that terrible ya know. I'm CJ! Heck ask any FF geek, and they'll tell you I'm hotter than fresh apple pie straight from the oven.

    Don't get me wrong, I love the Titans and I'll try to break a few if my Oline provides the gaps, but other than that don't expect me to smash into defenders for an extra yard or two. Long gone are those days. I'm not 21 you know, and my momma tells me that it gets harder to recoverate from tears and breaks as one gets older. Heck look at Peyton Manning. Poor dude might never play again. That could have been me you know!

    I put on a show for you back in 09 for pennies on the dollar, so lets call it even.
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  3. mike75

    mike75 Starter Tip Jar Donor

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    CJ you owe me and my friends a lot of money.Your not getting the job done.
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  4. EnglandTitan66

    EnglandTitan66 Rookie

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    The only thing Johnson reads is the lines on Amano's fat azz as another DL pushes it back into his face.
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  5. Big Time Titan

    Big Time Titan Big Time Titan

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    You guys act like you paid CJ out of your own pockets.
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  6. Luke Smartwater

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    Well, that and the check the Titans handed to him. Maybe he should be reading NFL rushing for dummies.
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  7. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Since when does CJ speak English??
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  8. Sonic28

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    Stick to insulting him as a player, not as a person.
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  9. Luke Smartwater

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    Look, I would not call all of this stuff insulting. Titans fans are just frustrated with him right now. Once he gets it going again everybody will love CJ again. I truly hope he gets it going real soon though. I rather praise CJ all day for gaining 100+ yards than talk scheisse about him.
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  10. Sonic28

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    I wasn't talking about your guys posts I was talking about Deuce's comment
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