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  1. Broken Record

    Broken Record Biscuit Eater Staff

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    Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish

    AOMORI, JAPAN—At first glance, 17-year-old Misaki Nakajima seems like any other shy and submissive Japanese schoolgirl. She loves shopping, text messaging, and the color pink. But beneath her wholesome exterior lies a wicked secret: Misaki Nakajima is consumed by sexual fantasies involving sweaty, middle-aged American men.

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    PitBull Bred to Brawl

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    Sounds like the plot for a sequel to Shallow Hall...

    Shallow Nakajima (2009)
    After an impromptu hypnosis by self-help guru Tony Robbins, Misaki Nakajima's view of men makes a 180-degree turn; she now sees their true inner beauty.

    Enter Edward.....

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    ............an overweight middle aged Peace Corps volunteer. Nakajima, envisioning Edward's kindness and humor as male physical nirvana, is instantly smitten and an idyllic romance begins. When the spell is broken, Nakajima must face an unrecognizable Edward and learn one of life's most important lessons.
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  3. avvie

    avvie Simply one Hell of a butler Tip Jar Donor

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    Aaaww YEEEAAAH! :banana: Yellow fever justified and vindicated!!!
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    eTitan81 Touchdown Titans

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    So she loves politicians......she should just move to Washington
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