Favorite SIMPSONS quotes..

Smithers, I've got a rocket in my pocket! - Mr Burns

Barney:My name is Barney & I'm an alchoholic.

Lisa:Mr Gumble this is a girl scout meeting.

Barney:Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kqAWWNZqjM

edit: have embeded codes been disabled? the last couple of times i have tried to use them they have just shown up as code.

Depends on forum ...

Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

-Homer

"First you get da sugar... then you get de money... den you get... da women..."

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

Of course it is Homer's show but my favorite side character is Mr. Burns so....
Excellent, ketchup...catsup, ketchup...catsup?,

Homer: If you're going to get mad at me for doing stupid things, then I guess I will have to stop doing stupid things.

Marge: Good!

Homer: Fine! I will never ever do another stupid thing. Good night!

*Walks into car door*

The Music Elimination game reminded me of this gem

After the Ramones sing at his birthday:
Mr Burns: 'I want the Rolling Stones killed'