fisher is going to be "roasted"

Aside from Chevy Chase (who seem to be inebriated or something at his roast), I don't recall any of the Comedy Central roastees getting mad or vindictive towards any of their roasters.
And you know those roasters probably get much nastier than Fisher's roasters will...I mean look at the Flava Flav roast. Those guys tore him several new 'posterior sphincters'.

 

Why not? It never happens here!

 

you offended me.

 

no one gives a :grrr::grrr::grrr::grrr:

 

Jerry Rice dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Jerry Rice, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"

Jerry ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Jerry proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols a pass route. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Jerry Rice the Wide Receiver!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Terell Owens. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Terrell asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Terrell erases Jerry's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural of himself with just a few strokes of chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the Terrell Ownens you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees Jeff Fisher. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Jerry Rice the Wide Receiver and Terell Owens both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

Jeff Fisher looks bewildered and says, "What is a wide receiver?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, Jeff."