For anyone who lives in Tennessee.

Hilarious..

Would have been funnier if they would have had country music and used a southern accent instead.

 

that's awesome! East Ridge is like Red Bank's twin sister in my mind. I'd love to hear a Red Bank version of that song. Not that Red Bank is full of cash advances, tanning beds, buy here/pay here car lots... :grrhee: I really can't stand East Ridge. I never go there... I do like the tri-state lanes though... but whenever I go there I'll cut straight from Brainerd via S.Germantown. I hate Ringgold Rd. There is nothing but crap everywhere. And I hate that redneck furniture store that says "where you buy that cotton-picken furniture and not the building..." I wish they would evacuate East Ridge and fly a squadron of b-52's lined up wingtip to wingtip and carpet bomb the whole town.

 

http://www.coltfreaks.com/forum/showthread.php?p=90175#post90175

I free posted this.

 

It's where I bought my house a few years ago. I had apartments downtown and on Chattanooga's Mnt. Creek area. My Mom and Dad live up in Dallas Bay so that is where I was stomping around as a kid growing up. I liked having the lake but would have rather had more kids in the neighborhood. When I was little and in gradeschool before they moved to the water we were on Big Ridge. It was more fun hanging out there in that crowded subdivision.

 

Bipolar is a regular at that Body Tan.

 

I hate the idea of tanning beds. I'll tell a woman that her tanning bed tan looks bad and that she would look better w/o it. I really think people would be much better off never using that sort of thing. Just costs money and ruins skin. A woman who tans throughout her twenties will look 50 before she turns 40.

There is nothing sexy about a fake tan.
I'd take no tan at all over that burnt look any day.