For our resident Texan fans

How do you lose to a team that lost to a team you beat by 59 points?

Ask the Saints...

You should ask the Saints what the playoffs are like

Or I could ask you.... errr, I mean wait. Such a big season you guys were expecting this year. Turned out GREAT! lol. And yes, I watched plenty of playoff turmoil by the organization that is now yours. The Cards going to the Super Bowl? The Saints becoming a top tier team?? Who woulda thunk it right? Gosh, one would think that even the Texans could do it in todays NFL? Naaa... never gonna happen cuz the tack fans say it wont.

Well since we've been to the playoffs ask away.

Tell me about your playoff experiences...oh...sorry.

And no doubt shared in the heartache. You can laugh it away if you will but it hurt the former Oiler now Texan fans when it happened and that is nothing you can ever shrug off.

Cows did set a record this season, in truth they just extended their own record.

Most season Not making the POs by an expansion team 8 years and counting. Blowing away the previous record holders 5 year run of ineptitude.

team..........................Yrs W L T ...W-L% plyf Chmp SBwl Conf
Houston Texans 2002-2009 49 79 0 .383 0 0 0 0


FWIW the cows average 7 wins a season, the same as AFCS cellar dweller tarpkitties got this year, or looking at it another way the parade inspiring 9-7 season accounts for nearly 20% of the cows franchise victories - lol

Huh? I was talking about being an old Houston Oiler fan and the misery they bring... I LIVED IT. And thats the whole point. It doesnt matter how long it took us to get to this winning season.... because here we are NOW. And thats all that matters. I have full confidence in this team and where it is heading. So as soon as we get a playoff win, then hey... its all shrugged off for good. Better stadium, team, organization, owner, facilities, tailgating, fans, blah, blah, blah..... there is not a whole lot to be jealous about. Its not like you would have won any super bowls or anything. So its not very hard to get even with that.... oh wait, we already are. Meaning its an even race from here on out.

so IF you win a playoff game you will have a better team? How?

Fans? The fans who wanted Vince Young? The ones who were 'done with this team' mid way through this season?

besides we have a better kicker.

Our record says we had the better team THIS year.

And the fans that wanted Vince are either titan fans now (band wagoners), or live in the hood here in Houston.

Who was done? I am pretty sure the Titans fans were done with your team well before anyone (im sure you spoke to hundreds of thousands of us) threw in the towel this season for us.

And yes, our kicker killed us this year.

OH SNAP he went there! Was it snowing in Houston when it played by any chance? And didn't Wes get his knee DESTROYED on that AWFUL field?

Oh and give the NFL a 0-6 handicap, and see how well you do with that one Texan fans!

Ok so a child's Parents are getting divorced and the judge is trying to figure out who gets custody of the child.

Judge:Ok sonny Do you want to live with your mother?
Child:No she beats me!
Judge: What About You're dad?
Child:No He beats me too!
Judge:What about your grandparents, aunts or uncles?
Child: NO! They beat me even worse!
Judge: Well the jury has come to a verdict, we will put you in custody of the Houston Texans, as they are incapable of beating anyone.