Gronk To Get Back Surgery

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by The Hammer, May 29, 2013.

  1. Smash

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    Stalking pornstars.
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  2. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    Not gonna lie... I would drop $200 for an hour with her if she's clean and has her tubes tied.

    Not wrappin' it if I'm paying $200. That'd just be wrong.

    But can a hooker seriously be clean? After running through hundreds of clients, you'd pick something up for sure and spread that sh*t to everyone.

    I wiki'd her... she retired from porn in July of 2012. She unretired in February 2013. LOL That's when you know ****ing is all you're good for.
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  3. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    I know for a fact you last 8 seconds.

    But yea, I agree.
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  4. The Hammer

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    She start doing anal yet. That is when you know people are sick of a porn star. When they start doing anal.

    "Sorry dear. No one wants to see you **** normally anymore. They are bored with you. Gonna have to take it up the ass if you want to keep gettin paid."
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  5. GeronimoJackson

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    I don't think even the biggest 14 year old virgin banging Kate Upton could only go for 8 seconds.

    My first time was actually quite long...and quite good for her, that's one advantage of not losing your virginity until you're 19, you're old enough and have watched enough porn to know what you're doing more than your typical first-timer. :)
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  6. GeronimoJackson

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    From Gronk having back surgery to finding a real-life escort to how long you're supposed to last in bed. I love gotitans.
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  7. memphis_raven

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    Just gotta know where to find them... here's another one that's on backpage everyday.

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  8. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    well yea but I don't want to pay for them.....
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  9. The Hammer

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    The piercing, pale skin and heavy eye makeup are a good start. But Scarecrow gonna need lots of tattoos before he gets too excited.
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  10. Scarecrow

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    yea the plain skin is boring

    i hate piercings though
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