Haynesworth on I-40

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  1. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor Tip Jar Donor

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    F650 Dually - just short of a tank - lol
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  2. GoTitans3801

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    She was driving with her son-in-law, James Bond!

    So James Bond and a pro football player get into a wreck...

    Can anyone finish that joke?
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  3. A.D.

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    Haynesworth and his wife just had a baby a few days ago. I'm not sure when, but if she was in labor then, I can understand why Albert was in a hurry to get back to Nashville.
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  4. he probally wuold have been throwing some drugs at him, to mess up her driving and get rid of the evidence lol
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  5. Sunshine

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    Here's one more step for the tailgatee: quickly flip your lights on, then off, so it appears you have hit the brakes and see how fast the tailgater reacts.
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  6. Ewker

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    just tap your brakes, it has the same effect
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  7. KamikaZ

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    Want to piss off a tailgator? Slam them breaks every once in a while. :ha:
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  8. Scotty35

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    If that had been Pac they would have dragged him out of one of his 12 cars and hobbled that dude like the fat lady did to James Cahn in "Misery"
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  9. SEC 330 BIPOLAR

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    ???


    A rather confident 007 strolled into a bar and took a seat next to a stunningly attractive woman. He gave her a quick glance, then casually looked at his watch for a moment.

    Noticing his actions, the woman next to him asked, "Is your date running late?"


    "No," he replied, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."


    Intrigued by his words the woman replied, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"


    "Well you see," said Bond, "it uses Alpha waves to telepathically talk to me."


    "I see," said the woman, "and what's it telling you now?"

    "It says you're not wearing any knickers..." came the reply.

    The woman giggled and replied, "Well it must be broken because I'm afraid I'm wearing knickers!"


    007 tutted, tapped his watch and said, "Damn thing must be an hour fast!"
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  10. fitantitans

    fitantitans This space For Rent

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    Been drinking that koolaid again BiPolar?
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