How To Impress A Woman

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  1. SEC 330 BIPOLAR

    SEC 330 BIPOLAR jive turkey

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    Compliment her,
    cuddle her,
    kiss her,
    caress her,
    love her,
    stroke her,
    tease her,
    comfort her,
    protect her,
    hug her,
    hold her,
    spend money on her,
    wine & dine her,
    buy things for her,
    listen to her,
    care for her,
    stand by her,
    support her,
    go to the ends of the earth for her....

    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

    Show up naked.
    .... with Beer
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  2. FormerMrs27

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    I don't know. I would like it very much if my man showed up naked with beer. :))
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  3. SEC 330 BIPOLAR

    SEC 330 BIPOLAR jive turkey

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    Well, after reading through Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0...I thought Maximus could use some dateing tips.
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  4. maximus

    maximus Camp Fodder

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    Thanks for the tips, Ive been trying to call HITCH for the past week and he hasnt returned my calls.
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  5. The Mrs

    The Mrs Crush on Casey Starbucks!

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    I'd like it very much if my man showed up naked with a giftcard to Cool Springs Mall. I'm not a beer drinker:sad2:
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  6. The Mrs

    The Mrs Crush on Casey Starbucks!

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    Hitch? You don't need no stinkin' Hitch when you've got little 'ol Elfie here with a wealth of dating tips and unfailing hookup lines:brow:
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  7. maximus

    maximus Camp Fodder

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    I think Ill stick with HITCH.:winker:
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  8. SEC 330 BIPOLAR

    SEC 330 BIPOLAR jive turkey

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    Is hitch like ghetto elf for wham bam thank you ma'am or something?[​IMG]
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  9. avvie

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    Hitch is a movie character played by Will Smith. Movie is of the same name....look it up.
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  10. maximus

    maximus Camp Fodder

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    Hitch is a great movie, funny, you at least gotta see the scene where the fat white guy(Albert Brenahmen) dances.
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