i busted the TV at the bar today after that dispicible lose

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by Pacman 4 HoF, Dec 23, 2012.

  1. Pacman 4 HoF

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    so, im in hawaii and the games come on at like 8 in the morning... so i head to the bar at 7:30 expecting to see some quality pigskin. now i already missed my 7 oclock yoga class for this so im not centered in my chi. big mistake.

    anyway, im watchin the game, start off with a brewski, but its sunday mornin i shoulda known better. but i gotta stay cool and drink like everyone else. as the titans continue to get pummeled and locker continues to prove himself to be a slow white version of VY, i amp it up to the IPAs. im trying to stay classy with the beer and i know liquor turns me into a crazed man. but i cant take it. by the fourth quarter im downing mai tais and trying not to be embarassed by my teams performance. even tho its like 50-0 im still clappin and rootin for them titans cuz my pride cant take it. everyone is laughing at me until finally i pound my last mai tai and throw it at the flat screen. the glass shattered all over some chick and she started crying telling her boyfiend to beat me up. i threw a fork at him and ran away. didnt even pay the tab.
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    All I can say or do is LOLZ...
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    A true Titan fan
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    I especially like the part when you throw the fork and run away. hahahahahaha
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    bahahahahaha you're my hero
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    I need proof.
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    same. If you did that you would have taken a picture of it.
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    I recall him feeding us the same story 2 years ago.
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