I want a massage...

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  1. GoTitans3801

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    I've put down some serious money for massages several times. A good one is a good one, and I'd much rather have a qualified guy who knows what he's doing than a girl who's perky but gives me nothing more than the backrubs that I got from my girlfriend in high school.

    It's much more of a medical appointment than a sexual experience anyway, or it should be.
     
  2. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    Like what?


    I guess if you look at it like that, it's okay... still seems a bit weird to just have some dude rub me down. I've never had a legit massage so I wouldn't know. I just picture the nightmare massage George Costanza had from that huge Raymond guy in the one episod of Seinfeld.
     
  3. CRUDS

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    Off the top of my head.. This thread, Marky Mark's dong, Bruno.. I'm sure there's more...
     
  4. RavensShallBurn

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    I didn't dog Bruno all that much. My friends were the ones wanting to leave the theater. I've seen it 3 times and liked it. That being said, there were two or three scenes that should have, without a doubt, been taken out of the movie.

    I was just joking around about Marky Mark's dong. It's pretty awkward, but I didn't have too much of a problem with seeing it... the scene where the dude was watching him though... way too weird.
     
  5. GoT

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  6. RavensShallBurn

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    Hamstring... Hotel... Korea.
     
  7. A Fightin'Titan

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    Haha this kills me. It'd definitely be a WTF moment? :grrhee:

    Like back at the room saying " WTF happened there honey?" I'd be thinking she was paying me back for something I did with a stunt like that.
     
  8. Alex1939

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    If I were to spend my money on a professional massage, which I've never done, it would definitely be from a woman.

    I'd rather have a woman touch my body instead of a man, if that makes me homophobic, so be it.
     
  9. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    LOL dude that's reserved for him and Vince. Didn't you see them on T.V. snuggling? Well Fisher rubbing up on his hero Vince.
     
  10. World Peace

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    I've had professional massages from both men and women. I've never had a negative experience (nor a sexual one). I've never understood why some men feel weird about other men giving them massages? What is your worst fear? That you'll like it!? You think he'll get a boner while rubbin on you? Don't flatter yourself! LOL

    Why not get one in the middle of the mall? I actually got a massage at Opry Mills Mall one of the last times I was in Nashville and an Asian guy gave me a great rub down. You keep all of your clothes on and its in public which shouldn't be intimidating at all. Pretty cheap too. $1 a minute

    Why not get a girl from Craigslist to give you a massage if you are concerned with looks? You'll get a picture before they show up. Most will do incalls and as long as you don't exchange sex4money, it will be totally legal.
     
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