Discussion in 'Smack Central' started by Scarecrow, Jun 14, 2012.
Ahahahahaha "jaguaring" should be called faguaring
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The Jags were a team with a history so crabby,
When they drafted a guy who none thought was to shabby,
Then they gave him the ball,
To find he can't throw at all,
Thats the story of a man named Blaine Gabby.
There once was a team made of fags,
Who covered their stadium in rags,
Cause they hadn't the fans,
To fill up the stands,
A team who is now called the Jags.
Stupidity is something the Jags lack none,
For they drafted a man just because he could run,
Who got caught out late,
Jags reciever: Justin Black-mon
(line 4 should be read as - "over point zero eight")
The Jags needed someone to punt
Cause they play offense like one with a (cword)
They wasted a third,
And picked up a turd,
And will still be way out of the hunt.
The Jag is a natural born hunter,
So a name like that makes me wonder,
How an animal so mean,
Can bare the name of a team,
Who in the 3rd round drafted a punter
haha, we were thinking the same thing at the same time.
OH SHAT!!! Ya'll are cracken me up!! Those are actually pretty good.You need to post a few of those on the Jags board.
The Jaguars are far and away,
The most boring team to ever watch play,
For the fans are ashamed,
To go to any a'game,
And soon they will be in L A
The Titans will surely cream,
The jaguar's pitiful team,
The Titans will sweep,
The Jags will just weep,
Beating us was no more than a dream
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