Jags need a Smack Thread to fit in

There's a latin rock band named los jaguares. I think we should call these pussies los faguares.

los jaguares is a name of a rocker,
But the Jags stand no chance against Locker
Two in the pink
And one in the stink
The Jaguars are in for a 'Shocker'

The first 2 lines really had me thinking this was about the Steelers.

Here's a Colts one...

The Colts felt lucky to pluck...
A quarterback by the name of Luck...
But he looks like a nerd,
And throws like a turd,
So the Colts will continue to suck.

And here's one for tackhammer...

There once was a lad named tack...
Who was a pathetic Titans board hack...
Acts like he's eleven
Yelling 41-7!
With his nose wedged in Kubiak's crack.

(I'm just messing with you tackhammer, you're good people.)

There once was a sad band of queers...
On their helmets were painted some steers...
Win one division crown,
But will soon go down,
And be crying a river of tears.

:logo:

There was a QB, a Steeler
who went to the bathroom to feel her
He tried to tie her with tape
until she screamed 'rape!'
why did he have to go after a squealer

Lmao those r funny

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did you make all these up?

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I know this guy TitansWrath
The team he cheers sucks azz
He lives in the past
And is a pain in the azz
But maybe they'll gets lucky this year

Meh....it needs work but it's a start.

Yeah I have just been thinking of them instead of working lol ...

It was a combination of good luck and fate,
But Texan fans still think they're great,
Enjoy it while it lasts,
Your reign will end fast
Next season you'll be 8-8