Jake Locker sighting

We went to toss a pair of tube socks into the cart but a 6 year old girl batted down the pass..

LOL 23, 35.. same thing. Just 5 minutes apart.
You'll see.

Shut up... don't wanna hear it.

I'm 23 and already feel old. I'll probably have ED in two years.

You make me laugh out loud at times lol. This one and the one when you asked the guy who bought a CJ jersey if he walked 2 steps and fell down got me rolling.

lol, ED is for OLD men I think. You still get fun stuff like prostate checks, colonoscopy etc before that..

I'm not in an official relationship, but I do have a girl in my life that I have strong feelings for, we've been on and off for the past 5 years, but never actually "official" lol. I wouldn't say I'm in love but I wouldn't be surprised if I fall for her one day and up marrying her. But for now and the next 10 years, I don't want to be collared, and my morals prevent me from cheating. But some day when I am ready to settle down, I would like a wife and maybe children. But not gonna worry about that any time soon.

Know how I know youre gay?

Cause you have a broken penis. Or soon will.

OMG, you got me in tears right now lol.

And you virgins better back off Jake for being a good guy. I got married at 24. Some guys are ahead of their time and ready for that kind of thing.

Only I get to make fun of my manhood.