Jake Locker sighting

I'm from a small town and dated one girl through high school and just married her this year at 22. Sometimes feel like I missed out on a lot of the bachelor life. My first apartment we got together so I've never lived by myself or done any of that fun stuff but of course I would never tell her that haha

you know how I know you're gay?

you make fun of your manhood .

Is it named Princess Sophia?

I got a great girlfriend but I still cheat like the Patriots and Saints

Too bad she don't come on this site.

You're gay for thinking up this stuff.

That't not cool, man. Don't be that guy.

I'm changing. I actually feel bad when I do. It won't happen again, because I respect her too much and love her Son way too much. So I confess that I am done, unless I run into Kim Kardashian.

I'm actually playing with you guys. I use to be that way, but I am officially in love with this girl and no other chick compares to her I am trying to make her and her Son a Titans fan.

Mine is named The Glory.

If I was black mine would be The Dark Knight... and of course The Dark Knight Rises would work as well.

Lord of the Rings. Pretty in Pink. There Will Be Blood - that's probably inappropriate.

Cruds, did you at least say hello to him? When I met Jake Locker, he was exactly like Kevin Durant when I met him in Atlanta. They were both like puppets and did whatever the fans wanted such as taking pics, shaking hands, or talking on their cellphones to say hello to their friends. They are such cool and down to earth guys.