Jake Locker sighting

Alright! I'm there..
Yeah man, I'm putting a brown snake in Gunny's wedding cake and a funnel spider in his gunny-sack..

You can come ONLY if you dress up like Captain America.

I did say I have forgotten people.

I only have one superhero suit... Commander Buttstain, Defender of Flatulence.

Better yet, make him come as Chris Evans as Captain America.

I think that Chris Evans is a total fox! Hunka! Hunka!

You'd have to be a chick.

I can acknowledge Chris Evans is a handsome man - and I got a few laughs from his skate-dick role in Scott Pilgrim. He's just too model-ish for many dramatic roles..
I enjoyed Nick Cave's small role in Lawless. Nick Cave rules.. Did I say Nick Cave rules already?

She isn't a Titans fan??? DUMP HER ASS!!!!

You know how I know shes gay, shes wearing a dress in her picture.