Joke thread

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by A.D., Apr 29, 2012.

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  1. A.D.

    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    Post your funniest jokes here. Clean jokes only, please - dirty jokes can go in Taboo.

    Here's one to get it started off.


    After looking at the family finances, a wife told her husband that they needed to start saving more money and that he would have to stop drinking beer.

    "But what about all the money you spend on makeup?" he protested.

    "I buy makeup so that I can look pretty for you," she said.

    He answered, "That's what the beer is for."
     
    #1 A.D., Apr 29, 2012
  4. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    Jokes on us

    :sad2:
     
    #2 JCBRAVE, Apr 29, 2012
  7. Titans Eternal

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    Knock Knock
     
    #3 Titans Eternal, Apr 29, 2012
  10. A.D.

    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    who's there?
     
    #4 A.D., Apr 29, 2012
  13. Titans Eternal

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    Cows
     
    #5 Titans Eternal, Apr 29, 2012
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    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    Cows who?
     
    #6 A.D., Apr 29, 2012
  19. Titans Eternal

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    No, cows moo.

    :koolaid:
     
    #7 Titans Eternal, Apr 29, 2012
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  22. Gunny

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    What do you call a white guy on fire?




    A firecracker.
     
    #9 Titans Eternal, Apr 29, 2012
  28. Titans Eternal

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    And just because I like you guys.. for future reference- anytime someone tries to tell a knock knock joke.. instead of saying whos there, just say... come in.


    problem solved.
     
    #10 Titans Eternal, Apr 29, 2012
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