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    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P.

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    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her as a child?
    They rearranged the furniture.

    How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
    She tried to read a waffle iron.

    How did she burn her face?
    Bobbing for french fries.

    How did she burn her ear?
    Answering the iron.

    How did she burn her other ear?
    They called back.

    Have you heard about the new Helen Keller doll?
    You wind it up and it walks into the wall.

    How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
    On a blind date.

    Did you know that Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard?
    Neither did she.

    Why were Helen Keller's pants yellow?
    Her dog was blind too.
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    who is Helen Keller?
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    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P.

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    how the heck can you be a deaf, blind author and lecturer?
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    She had no choice....she sucked at pinball.
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    There are three rings to a marriage


    1. engagement ring

    2. wedding ring

    3. suffering
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    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P.

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    I'm the boss and I run things in my house... the dishwasher, the vacuum cleaner, washer and dryer, etc

    I do whatever I want to do in my house. First my wife tells me what I want to do and then I do it.

    I always have the last word in our discussions. I always say, "Yes, dear."
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    By being freaking awesome.

    She's worth reading up on. Or you could just get the movie.
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