LeBron or Melo will go to Houston, calling it right now!

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by GeronimoJackson, Jun 23, 2014.

  1. TBaker34

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    Right now. Once free agency starts on July 1st he is free to sign wherever he wants
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  2. 520

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    Lol great is there gonna be a show called "wheres lebron taking his talents"
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  3. Tennessy XO

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    Is anyone else hoping Lebron pulls a Jordan and declare that he is going to play baseball or has signed with the Jaguars to play TE?


    Then we finally get a spiritual sequel to Space Jam.



    The Monstars return.

    They steal the "skills" of Derrick Rose, Kobe Bryant, KD and Tim Duncan.

    They just straight invite Chris Bosh mistaking him for a Monstar already.

    Looney Tunes need Lebron to win.

    The Looney Tunes find Lebron in Jacksonville playing TE.

    They kidnap him in front of all 12 people at a Jaguar home game. No witnesses.

    Daffy - "***** you got to play ball again. These mutha ****ing Monstars trying to enslave our asses again"

    Lebron - "Nah dawg. I play football now"

    Looney Tunes talk ghetto now because of hip hop culture.

    Lebron gets his game back.

    Monstar that stole Derrick Rose's "skills" blows out his knee.

    Lebron cramps up and is carried off the court by Porky Pig and Bill Murray.

    Monstar that stole Kobe's "skills" violates the girl version of Bugs Bunny in the ass. Kicked off team.

    Lebron takes his talents elsewhere.

    Looney Tunes enslaved by Monstars.

    R. Kelly sings "I Believe I can Fly" as the credits scroll all while pissing on the remaining Looney Tunes.




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  4. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    There IS going to be a Space Jam sequel. Confirmed.

    I just pray it's not Lebron.
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  5. 520

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    Gonna be k.d.
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  6. Gunny

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    Bulls are going to amnesty Boozer.

    I'll miss his ref-dick punching ways

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  7. Dman

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    very happy to see Melo staying in NY not like the knicks will do anything this year anyways.
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  8. JCBRAVE

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    You almost had it, we'll no not really.
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  9. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    You had to know there was no chance of either LeBron or Melo going to Houston. This was a pretty real bad homer prediction from the start.
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  10. DeeT04

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    Houston's best shot was Bosh, and they even missed on that.

    At least they dumped Lin.
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